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February 4, 2004

Horoscopes

Miss. Fullah Shyt OP Contributor

Aquarius—January 20—February 18

If you have blue eyes, this is a good time for you to travel. If you have brown eyes, you will be unlucky in love. If you have any other colour of eyes, you will be unlucky in love while travelling.

Pisces—February 19—March 20 That plan you have been work- ing on will fail because of your selfish nature. You should read some self-help books and call it a day, but not out loud because that'll make you sound kinda crazy. But let’s be frank, that’s not too far off, is it?

Aries—March 21—April 20 This week you should enrol in dance lessons, but keep your shoes tied because you are due for a minor accident. Also, because of your flighty nature you should make sure there is a cancellation clause because you will probably drop out.

Taurus—April 21—May 20 If you are a gal, your opinionat- ed behaviour will get you in

trouble this week. So hold your tongue and pick your battles wisely. If you're a guy, the charm you think you have will fail you when you try to worm your way out of that pig-headed comment you made at dinner last night. Grow up Taurus! We ain't gonna take your belligerence no mo’.

Gemini—May 21-June 21

You think you know everything, don't you? Don't you?! Well, you don't. Why don’t you try clean- ing up the garbage in your own yard before you start dumpster diving in mine? On a side note, nice haircut.

Cancer—June 22-July 22

You feel the need, the need for—well, everything. Jeez, why don't you try doing something for yourself for once? Oh that’s right, you cancers aren't highly ambitious, are you? I believe you can, fly Cancer—I really, really do.

Leo—July 23—August 22

It’s so sad how you always think you are right. The only consola- tion is that the rest of us know

! you aren't. You betta check yo’- self before you wreck yo'self.

Virgo—August 23—September 22

Gals, you are sweet and sassy this week—you must be up to something. No one will fall for your act. Guys, you are sensitive and chatty this week — because of this, you will be pleasantly surprised by someone over the weekend.

Libra—September 23—October 22

You should really get outside more. Take a nap under a tree or go for a walk on the Seawall. Make a wish on a star because this is your week, so shine.

Scorpio—October 23—November 21

You seem pretty moody, Scorpio. Why don’t you relax a little bit? You should take a long walk, not off a short pier, but consider it for a few minutes.

your one-liners would get you Take some chances,

nowhere. Boy, was that wrong. ! Capricorn—go out and die your You will live long and prosper— } hair black, throw on some hot all the while delivering zingers pink lipstick and sing karaoke to those you meet. (is this thing on?) like there’s no tomorrow. Also, now is a good time to accept any proposals.

Sagittarious—November 22—December 21

; Capricorn—December Last week you were told that

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In & Out

What’s in...

Janet Jackson's left boob

Wilson

Me You

The Olson Twins Constellations Reading the OP Paperclips Karaoke

Screech

Kissing cod

Snowball fights

Free buffets

What's out...

Janet Jackson's right boob

Make-believe friends

Paris Hilton & Nicole Ritchie Pop Stars

Reading The Province

Staples

Singing in the shower Jamaican Rum bottled outside St. John’s Kissing frogs Getting splashed with mud from a passing car

Making your own meals

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