Chloé Bach arts@theotherpress.ca

Maoaise Carey, there are so many things about you that annoy me I hardly even know where to start.

Actually, I do.

Mariah needs to stop dressing like the hooker I saw walking through Gastown the other week. Tied up blouses made into belly shirts might have been in fashion when she did Butterfly (which is even questionable): but now they certainly are not. She looks like a little girl playing dress up... or just trash, really.

Secondly, stop talking like a baby. I don’t know if she is trying to sound sultry or sexy but whatever she’s doing it sounds ridiculous. Men

CelebrityRant J Mariah Carey induces vomiting

Chloe Bach

& arts & entertainment editor

out there, is there anything less attractive than a girl who speaks like your three year old cousin/ niece/nephew?

Last of all, you could do so many great things with your fame and public figure. Money aside, you could be a very influential person. But instead you act like a total dunce in public and make dumb comments about being jealous of the children starving in Africa because “they’re so skinny!” Are you fucking serious?

Enough said.

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