SExY SEX WITH DR. SEX:

Dr. Steven Sex & Dr. Marilyn Fairchild

Dear Dr. Sex: As a middle-aged man, sex does not come as often as it used to for me. Well, honestly, it has never come often for me. Now keep in mind that I am not a kinky fellow, but a few weeks ago I had a harrowing experience that has affected me deeply. I was trapped on

a local ski hill overnight, after an avalanche swept me downhill. I obviously survived, and while there I built my girlfriend and I a snow cave shelter while we awaited rescue. Now, — whether ee ee te Ses te

yealuring Dr. Stephen Sex & Dr. Marilyn Fairchild

adventure.

hard to convince her to enjoy all the closet action she has been getting since your outdoor

Dr. S: ...T'm curious whether he had this jeuak before or not, because he may have caused ~ _ the avalanche on purpose ir in oe to strand them i in a snow cave! —

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