‘Let's look up and Smile...

ON THE CUT ROAD ta the tune of King of The Road]

College for sale or rent, Education, fifty cents,

No teachers or maintenance, Have you got a cigarette?

I got Twelve hours of shoveling shit, VanderZalm’s farm, in the pit,

A learning experience, that’s a hit, With the Socred membership,

Ah but, four months of Welfare blues Means I can’t go to school,

And I’m always broke, it’s no joke, On the cut road.

I know all of the scandals and all of the scams, All of the rip-offs, through government plans All of the students and where they all stand, de ob here in Surrey, please lend mea

I gota...

College for sale or rent, Education, fifty cents,

No teachers or maintenance, Have you got a cigarette?

I use old text books I can scrounge, Learn from those left around, How hard it is to get some knowledge, On the cut road,

on the cut road,

on the cut road -

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The Cutbacks Chorus Songbook

Practice is on Thursday, all day, (culminating at 2:00pm) in the

student lounge beside the Other Press office on thesecond floor. |

2 [to the oo We Do With A Drunkin Sailor What do we do a Social Credit, What do we do with Social Credit, What do we do with Social Credit, Come the next election?

Put ’em all on unemployment, Put ’em all on unemployment, Put ’em all on unemployment, Come the next election.

What do we do with VanderZalm, What do we do with VanderZalm, What do we do with VanderZalm, Come the next election?

Make him pick berries in Northern Surrey, etc.. Come the next election.

What do we do with Grace McCarthy, etc... Come the next election?

Give her another facelift, quick, etc... Come the next election.

What do we do with Billy Bennett, etc... Come the next election?

Make him a clerk in Daddy’s Hardware, etc... Come the next election.

What do we do with Daddy’s Hardware, etc... Come the next election?

.Nationalize Daddy’s Hardware, etc... Come the next election.

What do we do with Social Credit, etc... Come the next election?

Put ’em all on unemployment, etc... Come the next election.

_( Short songs for those

moments WHET.

WILLIAM WILLIAM [to the tune of Daisy Daisy]

William William

What are we going to do

We’re not crazy

About taking shit from you When it comes to education You should take a long vacation Give back our grants

Go back to you’re plants

Or come Spring we'll be pruning you

OH BURSARY [to the tune of the yuletide carol]

Ob bursary

Ob bursary

You’ve managed to elude me

My student aid adversaries Have managed to exclude me

I had some cash to call my own But then they changed it to a loan I guess I'll see no bursary

The government has screwed me

[to the tune of God Save the Queen]

15 CREDITS. [to the tune of 16 Tons]

You take 15 credits and what do you get? A few years older and deeper in dept

I can’t find ajob even with a degree And I owe my soal to Financial Aid

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