OPINIONS. Need to vent? Contact the editor at opinions @theotherpress.ca Hipsters: the undefined subculture Mainstream opinion of an Ironic definition tet uk =) Stof Writer y he definition of a hipster according to the Merriam- Webster dictionary is “a person who follows the latest styles, fashions, etc.” A typical person’s mental picture of a hipster will probably be something quite different, since hipster stereotypes suggest that they despise contemporary fashion and other mainstream things. Still, an exact definition is hard to come by. Everyone would probably say something different, so the question remains: what is a hipster? The history of the word is just as different as its current meaning. It dates back to the 1940s and was used to describe white youths who wanted to be like the black jazz musicians they were fans of. The slang “hip” meant “in the know,” and was later used for the hippies of the 1960s. Although hipsters may share some traits with the flower children, they’re clearly a different type of people. In the 1990s, the modern hipster as we know it today began to evolve. Elaine on Seinfeld called quirky yuppie Kramer a “hipster doofus” more than once. Finally, in the 2000s, popular media began to recognize a hipster in the sense most would think of it. General hipster qualities agreed upon include a love for indie music, anything retro, irony, big glasses, fedoras, Apple products, and skinny jeans, as well as disdain for anything mainstream. However, one must be careful when labelling someone a hipster based solely on these traits. If wearing skinny jeans and carrying an iPhone alone make you a hipster, over half the students at any school would be considered hipsters Another distinction comes from the hipster community itself. A common stereotype is that hipsters resent being called hipsters—probably to preserve their belief that their interests aren’t influenced by a social image. Of course, those who aren’t hipsters would probably resent being called one too. Then there’s the question of whether self-identifying as a hipster would make one more or less of a hipster. Is it an always true fact that one would never admit to being a true hipster? Or have some chosen to embrace the identity? The general textbook and ageless definition for a hipster is someone who embraces very new cultural fads, becoming a trendsetter. However, this is quite unsatisfactory for those who wish to know more about hipster culture. Would a true hipster never wear the same clothes people in mainstream culture wear, even if the hipsters wore it before they did? It seems the definition debate will rage on. Hipster Dog was cute before it was cool | Photo courtesy of lovine (Flickr) Parents know best The ones who raised you are the cool ones Aidan Mowellic Staff Writer Gens up, I shared a sentiment that a lot of people my age have held onto: that we in generation Y are way cooler than our baby booming parents. Now that I’ve aged into an immature 23-year-old, I’ve realized that I was wrong. Our parents are actually way cooler than us. I came to this dreary realization last week when my parents asked me if I wanted to watch a movie with them. Typically, the films my parents are into are lame: weird foreign films, depressing dramas, or unbelievably inspiring movies based on true stories. But this time was different. This time I watched the foreign film and loved it. Our parents aren't supposed to introduce us to things we like—we’re supposed to introduce them to things that are cool, so my notion that I was the coolest in the household melted away that evening. I realized that my favourite films, 14 some of my favourite musicians, the foods I adore, and the values I hold dear were introduced to me by my parents, the iginators of cool. I’m not sure if this sudden alization of my lack of olness is anything to be ncerned about, but realizing that your parents are cooler than you can be worrisome. For the longest time I thought my father was one of the least cool people out there, mainly because he doesn’t care much about how he dresses. But I recently realized that the coolest way to be is to not give a fuck about how you look or what people think of you. It also helps that he rides an Italian motorcycle, bought his childhood dream car, and retired. It dawned on me that my father, who I had long considered incurably uncool, was actually one of the coolest people I know. My whole definition of cool has changed. I no longer think the moustachioed Main Streeters are the coolest cats on the block—it’s our old and perhaps retired parents who we should admire. Think about it for a moment: everything that we consider cutting edge right now originated in our parents’ era. Computers, cellphones, cars, vinyl records, and hip hop—it was all born when our parents were our age. The people we all think are the coolest are the hipsters, that breed of urbanite no one can really describe. But I can: a hipster is your mom and dad 30 or 40 years ago. That's right, your parents were the original hipsters. They smoked weed while listening to vinyl records before you, and they wore the clothing from the thrift shop when it was available in the department store. Earlier I mentioned how retirement added to my father’s coolness. This sounds odd since we usually think of retirees as weird old people who tell kids to get off their lawn, but there isn’t a cooler demographic. Retirees worked hard the majority of their lives, so it’s only fair that they get to relax and pretty much do anything they want. My dad sleeps in, gets dressed, and rides his motorcycle or drives a classic car all day—much cooler than most of the stuff I do. If you stop and think about it, you too will realize that your folks don’t need to wear leather to be cooler than you. e a a el il ae Photo illustration by Joel McCarthy