a { — biden O COME, ALL YE THE BEST HOLIDAY EPISODES Jacey Gibb he weeks leading up to December 24 are brutal. The sun sets at 3 pm; everyone’s either getting sick, currently sick, or recovering from being sick; your favourite student newspaper goes on hiatus until the New Year. You’re already looking for excuses to stay home, so why not curl up to some festive eye candy of the televised variety? Here is a personally curated list of the most festive Christmas episodes to ever grace the small screen. “Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas,” Community Season 2, Episode 11 In an ensemble cast of memorable characters, Abed Nadir (Danny Pudi) was one of Community’s finest. The self-aware pop-culture fanboy perpetually called the sitcom’s plot devices as he saw them, and often acted as an audience surrogate. Community’s first Christmas episode plays into all the tropes: Christmas carols, Claymation, a character searching for the “meaning of Christmas,” as vague a quest as it is. Pudi’s voice performance knocks it out of the park, and in all the meta-Christmas episode referencing, “Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas” manages to squeeze out a lot of heart and originality. I’d also like to recognize Community for being the only show to secure two spots on this list, which leads me to... “Regional Holiday Music,” Community Season 3, Episode 10 Look, any follow-up to season two’s Claymation Christmas episode was always going to be a bit of a letdown, but “Regional Holiday Music” is still a fine piece of holiday entertainment. In a nod to the real-life timeslot competition between Community and then-ratings juggernaut Glee, the gang gets gradually roped into the world of hokey glee clubs—and just in time for the Christmas pageant! The episode riffs on plenty of traditional Christmas songs, and a few are even surprisingly listenable. (As a bonus, you get a few breaks of Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino rapping via the delightful “Jehovah’s Most Secret Witness.”) If there had to a follow-up to “Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas,” I’m glad it was this one. “No-Ho-Ho,” Happy Endings Season 3, Episode 7 This short-lived sitcom had many highlights, but the third season’s “No-Ho-Ho” is a classic. In the opening scene, Jane’s (Eliza Coupe) ID is outted as fake, which leads to the truth bomb: her birthday isn’t July 16, but rather December 25. The rest of the gang attempts to give Jane one birthday that isn’t overshadowed by the tinsel-decked elephant in the room, and plenty of wackiness ensues. The star of “No-Ho-Ho,” however, is Hiphop Santa—a pop-and-locking take on the animatronic abominations that typically invade our shelves this time of year. Seriously, for a prop that was only in two scenes, there are a surprising number of webpages dedicated to the question of where one can buy a Hiphop Santa. (Unfortunately, you can’t.) “Christmas Party,” The Office Season 2, Episode 10 After a bumpy first season, The Office enjoyed a sophomore triumph, including the wonderfully cringy “Christmas Party.” There are plenty of laugh-out- loud moments, from the disastrous Yankee Swap to the titular booze-soaked Christmas party, but like any effective holiday episode, it sneaks in some geniality—primarily thanks to Jim’s (John Krasinski) Secret Santa gift for then crush and future wife, Pam (Jenna Fischer).