Another Philosophy text (as if they weren't enough),for sale is
"Philosophy: An Introduction To The Art Of Wondering. It deals with
such simple questions as: What is Life?, What is Truth?, What is Death?.
If you can answer any of those questions in twenty-five words or less,
send it to me, along with a quarter. If you can't anawer any of them,
just send the quarter. I don't know what the original price what , but
I'm sure itt was ridiculously high. I'11 accept $5.00 or more. DOUGLAS corltrcr

ARCHI

If you are an English student who likes a challenge, have I got
some books for you! Heart of Darkness and Lord Jim (both by Joseph
Conrad) were, and probably still are on the reading list for the Stas
course "Man in Conflict". To be perfectly frank (and don't think
I won't be), they have as much verbosity as Mein Kampf and as much
symbolism as The Vision of Piers the Plowman (also known in undere
ground circles as What the Farmer Saw). I realise that you probably
have never heard of The Vision of Piers the Plowman, but I doubt
if William langland ever heard of you.

Anyway, the original price of Heart of Darkness was 95¢, but 1'11
sell it for 50¢ (fool that I am). Lord Jim cost me $1.95, but ib
will only cost you a dollar.

Another book probably needed for one English course or another is
The Island Of Doctor Moreau By H.G. Wells. The less said about it
the better. After'all, Who'd believe me? The original price was
$1.25, but I'll sell it for 60¢.

Anyone who is about to take the English course "The Contemporary ,
Novel" will probably need copies of Catch-22, Saturday Night and

 

Sunday Morning, Slaughterhouse-Five, and A Clockwork Orange. These
are modern novels showing the fun side of life. You will read about
many happy events, such as an old man being beaten and robbed, a
young man being sliced up by an airplane propeller, and an entire city
being destroyed by bombs.. Ah, life as it should be!
These books add up to an original value of $4.30, but they are now
in a slightly battered state (as you will be after a couple of semesters
here). I'll be glad to get rid of them for only $2.75. And so it goeBece.