Life&Style. Five band shirts you shouldn't wear Tacky, cliché, and poseurific band threads avoid By Dylan Hackett, News Editor and shirts rule. Everyone knows by the time they’re 14 that advertising your musical tastes by way of a T-shirt is an easy means to hit on or break the ice with the girl or guy you fancy. This behaviour is acceptable until you’re about 28. Until then, don’t be caught in the following band tees. The Beatles: Every idiot and their uncle knows that yes, the best pop band in the history of ever MES The hottest apps of the week - By Dominic Chan, Contributor Welcome, welcome, wel- come. App Man is here to recommend the best apps of the week. Each week, . App Man will have a new theme for you to discover and enjoy. And don’t forget! If you have any cool apps to share, email App Man at appman@gmail.com hile others are studying for midterms, we, the cool 10 trotted single-file along a crosswalk on Abbey Road. Your attempt at expressing unbridled individualism isn’t even well-intentioned. Fact: everyone likes the Beatles. You’re born liking the Beatles. It’s implied in your existence. Advertising your affection for the Fab Four by way of T-shirt is tacky and redundant. Maybe the only permissible exception is a Rubber Soul shirt. Bob Marley: So what if the guy wrote a bunch of killer peace jams? You look like you have no social relevance beyond your toke circle at the BCMP vapour lounge. Pantera: If you discount their disowned glam ...:srsi i itsts—téstrést=C guys, don’t need books ‘cause we got it all in our head. Check out this week’s theme of fun and = free games for you to enjoy in your spare time. 1. Bad Piggies —- iOS ($0.99)/Android (free). The green piggies from Angry Birds are back! And this time, they’re more prepared than ever! Featuring new physics and ways to end each pig’s life faster, you'll be glued to the screen with its addictive cartoony graphics. If you were a fan of Angry Birds, this will fit right in! 4/5 metal albums, Pantera is the worst band ever. Unless you're a semi- literate binge-drinking teenager from Port Coquitlam picking fights at a shitty bonfire, you have no excuse to be draped in this garbage. You might as well complete the image with a sleeve of quasi-fascist tattoos, or worse—your last name and/or stupid family crest. Ramones: Another case of a quality band being over-merched to the point of being painfully poseur-friendly and tacky. You can pull this off if you’re a cool stoner uncle or your (male) hair is past your shoulders. If you’re looking for a more earnest way to turn your 2. Grabatron — Free for iOS/Android. Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be an alien serial killer? Tilting your phone back and forth, you'll use your ship’s “Grabatron,” a mechanical arm, to abduct earth creatures! Compare your scores internationally and see if you’re the “Alien” we all fear. App Man found this game to be addic- tive, refreshing like no other, and full of content to be unlocked! 5/5 3. Prince Of Persia Classic — iOS ($1.99)/ Android (Free). Revisit the ancient lands of wardrobe into a tribute to the lads then buy a biker jacket and get some tighter jeans—don’t half- ass it with a $50 tee, you clown. EDM artist: We get it—you want to immortalize the first time you took ecstasy at a “rave” (i.e. cash-grab overhyped soundshow) with a piece of silkscreened cotton. Your toonie-sized pupils picked out a shitty shirt at that merch table staffed by over-tattooed MDMA- goons and you should be ashamed. If you bought that online, please be more ashamed—yaqu have no fallback excuse. Also, your Soundcloud page sucks. Persia as your beloved classic is resurrected for app lovers. Featuring revised graphics from the classic, Prince of Persia: Sands of Time (2003), this game will leave you breathless. Despite its sticky and often slow control response, Prince of Persia still manages to be fun in a matter of seconds. 3.5/5 4. Line Runner — Free for iOS/Android. Although it looks simple, Line Runner is as difficult as teaching your mother to use a computer. Your goal? Using only two controls (one to jump, and one to roll), you must run as far as you can, avoiding obstacles. It’s both addictive and has a steep learning curve, meaning this game will have you hooked for hours. 4/5 Honourable mentions: Metallica: Yeah, Kill ‘Em All is a sweet album, but you don’t want to draw attention to the probability that you haven't opened a book since ninth grade. Alice in Chains: Your T-shirt is two sizes too big, and yousmell - like your lack of social skills and a bag of moldy cess. Motorhead: Just kidding, Lemmy is a fucking legend. There is a 90 per cent chance you have shitty chin hair though. Bathory: You're an entry- level metalhead that still uses Nexopia. 5. What’s My IQ? - Free for iOS/Android. “Oh look, it’s one of those stupid games again.” App Man disagrees! Despite its cartoony look, What's My IQ gets you thinking out of the box! With over 50 questions, see how smart you really are, and compare them to your friends. Just don’t blame App Man when you’re the slow one, If you think you’re a big shot, players can add 50 questions with What's My IQ? Pro ($0.99). Disclaimer: App Man is not responsible for failed classes, your exes, gaming addiction, or thumb muscle problems. With great apps, comes great responsibility.