f you're under the age of 19, then this article is not for I: to read or be influenced by. But if you've reached the privileged age when you can lounge around at any given pub, patio or trendy restaurant and sip on a cocktail or two then listen up, because there is drinking wisdom to be heard. Y Not the kind of drinking wisdom that explains how to shotgun t cans without spilling or puking, no, no; this is a kind of drinking wisdom that carries with it distinguished notoriety. This June and July, I went in search of the finest summer- time drink, the superior in summertime sipping, patio lounging and liquid sunbaking. Since I can see no better way to spend some time than on a patio sipping a refreshing cocktail, I hired myself as the best person for the journey. I've tried drinks from all the best patios in the Lower Mainland and found one drink that overpowers all =~ other drinks in popularity. The ultimate thirst- quenching patio drink of this summer is the martini. But gone are the days of classic James Bond marti- nis, away with vermouth, gin and little green olives. Vancouverites request a livelier martini that can still carry the same intrigue and stealth of the traditional martini. Bartenders in the Lower Mainland have cre- ated a new and improved martini to suit the active lifestyle of the trendy Vancouverite; it includes tangy vodkas, DY MONIQUE TAMAINGA ol hip liquors and splashy summertime juices served in the tra- ditionally chilled martini glass. So fear not, thé ‘90s martini still claims the grand entrance and respectful bow that the classic martini receives and, if you need proof, many bartenders will be happy to lead you to the right martini. Mike, a bartender from the Yaletown Brewing Company, brings personality to every martini he makes. A bartender with old school charm, he dis- cusses the drink he just invented, which he recom- mends every person try. “I woke up this morning and the idea for this drink just came to me while I was lying there. It’s called The Tanktini and there is hardly anything to it, like those bikini tops that are like tank tops!” he says. His creation, The Tanktini, is 3 shots of Blue Skyy Vodka, I shot pineapple juice and I part mystery ingredient, » served ice cold and garnished with an orange wedge. It has a zingy, lively flavour with a punchy after- taste that dances in your throat. The Tanktini is the perfect drink to have before going on to a party or dancing. Ryan, the bartender from the Vancouver restauran Century Grill, created a martini from scratch right before my eyes. I watched him sniff the liquors, searching for the freshest flavours. The final creation