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Concourse ;

Crowning jewel or garbage
dump?

Garbage dump.

_No one who crosses our concourse or
walks the connecting walkways bet-
ween north to south buildings can helr
but either admire the grand expanse or
become somewhat disturbed when
viewing the garbage strewn plaza.

It is often said that we are products
of our environment but it seems too
that our environment is a product of its
inhabitants.

Certainly not all of us are so totally
without regard for our surroundings
that we are content to see the ‘‘post
PNE scene’’ portrayed on what is
otherwise capable of being the crown-
ing jewel of the campus - a pleasing
crossroads - a happy gathering place -
a bright even sometimes sunny place
to contemplate our good fortune at
having so fine a facility.

Garbage can just as easily as not, be
placed IN THE PROPER receptacles
provided throughout the building. An
appeal is made to all to assist a
struggling staff of two to maintain the
entire building.

_PLEASE DON’T LEAVE GARBAGE

LYING ABOUT -
PLEASE PITCH IN AND
PITCH YOUR GARBAGE IN!

 

THE OTHER PRESS

Caf coffee club

Gremlins?

Where’s my pen? What happened to
my textbook? Hey! | didn’t write that
in my essay! Sounds familiar? It’s a
common problem faced by teacher and
student alike who hold themselves
responsible for those small mistakes
that infuriate us all. This is the obvious
answer, blame it on our own short-
comings. But the day has come to stop
lying to ourselves, to face the truth.
We are not at fault; the reality is that

’*GREMLINS WALK AMONG US.’’

Mischievous, devious and down
right sneaky, Gremlins delight in
causing mankind countless headaches
and thrive on our inability to do
anything about it. So next time your
essay goes missing, you know a
Gremlin stole it. Or if your pen runs
dry during an exam it means a Gremlin
sucked it dry.

It’s easy to blame these small
disasters on ourselves but we can no
longer live in ignorance. We must take
steps to stamp out this menace. With
your help, Science can learn how to
wipe out this nasty and cruel phenom-
enon. Send in your donations today!
Send them to:

Gremlin Exterminators Inc.
1313 Gullible Ave.
New Westminster, B.C.

 

Loneliness: that disgusting four
letter word, what a gross feeling.

When one first registers at the
college, one usually knows 10 to 20
people, tops. Although there are a
great deal of friendly, easy-
going people at the college, it can be
hard for the shy individual to meet new
people. One way to meet people at the
college is to join a team or a club. For
instance, the college has many sports
team, i.e. basketball, soccer, hockey.
If you’re not sports-oriented you can
join a club such as The Other Press or
the ever popular Cafeteria Coffee
Club. Of course for the more swinging
crowd, the pub nights offer a good
opportunity to meet new faces.

Personally | thought | had it licked
when, after being here two semesters,
| had met and even made friends with
quite a number of other students. But
being the blithering idiot that |
sometimes can be, | failed to realize
that most of these people had moved
on to higher institutions of learning.So
there | stood on first day of classes
facing the same dilemma. Of course, |
still knew a few of the lifers, but there
were so many new faces.

| then realized that most everybody
else suffered from the same fate as |.
With this new-found knowledge in
hand | ventured to the cafeteria,
purchased a cup of the local swill and

 

 

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happily awaited the caffeine surge that
would keep me UP for the better part
of my next history lecture.
Until next. week, keep the faith,
Gubba.

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