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TOP 5 SHORTCOMINGS IN

ENVIRONMENTAL REPORT

 

Canada’s environmental auditor Ron Thompson claimed that the
Conservatives are failing the environment in nine of 14 key areas.
What are some of the more disastrous environmental policies of the
Conservatives?

Dc sspeetes Conservative party offices have a miniature version of the
Kyoto Protocol printed on every piece of toilet paper.

Aaah Entirety of Saskatchewan converted to overflow parking for
Calgary Wal-Mart.

Br ceeenes To promote the seal hunt, the Conservatives hired the Coors

Lite marketing team to encourage people to “Crack open a cold
one” on the ice floes of Newfoundland.

2 ae Conservative morality policies say no to strippers, but yes to
strip mines!
Perens The government still hasn’t made Mr. Thompson’s neighbour

Dave rake his leaves, I mean, they’ ve been there all winter for
crying out loud.

 

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TOP 5 REJECTED “OTHER

  

PRESS” COVERS

In an attempt to boost readership, The Other Press has been running
cover stories of a more controversial nature. Which banner headlines
were ultimately cut from production?

eivaseateees “Breathing: Necessary for Life, or Just Another Ploy From the
Big Oxygen Lobby?”

potest dy “Stephane Dion Won’t Let Reporters Take Pictures of His
Daughter in the Nude; What’s He Trying to Hide?”

sessenaenae “Is Family Guy Truly Not Funny, or is Liam Britten Just a
Jackass?”

see cea “Kittens: Cuddly Cute, Or Super Duper Fuzzy Wuzzy? The
Report Cat Fancy Doesn’t Want You to See!”

eines “Study Indicates that Leading, Rhetorical Questions on
Newspaper Covers Move Issues Fast.”

 

 

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