Jesus of NAZARETH

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AFTER A LONG HARD DAY AT
BATH AND A LITTLE BACH,

 

 

   

SCHOOL, NOTHING BEATS A HoT

WY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!

 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

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CLASSIFIED : TOP SECRET
MINISTER OF
EDUCATION
FIRST AID
MANUAL.

PReEPaRED BY

D.M* Ph erson WATCH CARE

ON 1:

THE HEINRICH
MANOUVRE

TREATMENT oF
A CHOKING
STUDENT,

PULLY.

SCENE; REALLY CONSERVATIVE

   

 

HE STARTS CHOKING. | PROCEDURE:

 

 

 

 
 

 

BRING YOUR ARM

AROUND FRONT, SIMULATING»
ANOTHER FAMOUS CHOKE TREATMiWT

© PUT HAND IN BACK POCKET,

 

  

OREMCVE ALL CURRENCY FROM

STUDENT 1S WALKIN G
THROUGH THE CONCOURSE
TOWARDS HIS NEXT CLASS,

WALLET.

  

    
   

  
   

METHINKS | NEED A
VACATION.

  
 

O- You WANWA PASS
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POWER / | HAD TO REROUTE
WIRING FROM ALL OVER THE
Bi DING TO OUR ROOM JUST
TO GET ENOUGH JUICE. WANT

UH.NO,
THAT'S OKAY.
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“ER UP ?

 

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“TWISTED SISTER” CR ANYTHING
LIKE THAT. HOW ‘BOUT
BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH ? IT

SHOULD SOUND GREAT WITH

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Pvt. Collins shows off Canada’s first line of defence

in North America’s brand-new SDI defence system.

 

 

 

   
   

GREAT / JUST GREAT!!
FIRST HAMLET AND HIS a#e0/
COMPUTER CONSPIRED TO
DESTROY MY LIFE AND NOW
YOU'VE VAPORIZED MY HOME /

 

 

 

 

 

 

by Sharon Molloy
Graphic/The Muse

  

Fume ... THESE Vs

  
  

 

 

 

 

 

 

    

TEST - YouR-
KNOWLEDGE Quizzes
ARE ALWAYS

 

 

‘| THIS WEEK'S TOPIC: Status of Women
1 To every dollar aman earns, 8 woman earns:

a)90 cents

b)75 cents tan

¢)55 cents Nas.
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2.Approximately__ percent of all incest /sexual
assault victims are female.

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¢)90 ]

 

3 itis estimated that one in women is beaten

regularly by her husband/partner.
a)1.000 Ze
b)100 v

c)ten

  

 

 

 

4. Which of tne foliowing myths sbout women is
stil! widely believed?

8) women are the“ weaker "sex

b) women enjoy being dominated
c)women are not as competent as men
d)alt of the above AK

 

—
&.True or False: Two to three times as many
women as men are hospitalized for depression.

 

 

      
       
     

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Graphic/The Martlet