THE OTHER PRESS The Other Press Published since 1976 Room 1020 — 700 Royal Avenue, New Westminster, BC V3L 5B2 Telephone: 604.525.3542 Fax: 604.525.3505 Managing Editor Colin “Diamond” Miley othereditor @ yahoo.ca News Editor Nicole “Physiotherapist” Burton opnewseditor @ gmail.com Opinions Editor Brandon “Dwarf” Ferguson opinionsubmit @ hotmail.com Arts & Entertainment Edito lain “Salt” Reeve : aeditor @ gmail.com Features Editor Kevin “Ink” Welsh opfeatures @ gmail.com Sports Editor Brian “Sponge” McLennon mclennonb @ douglas.be.ca Proofreader Vince “Skunk” Yim Graphics Ang “Birdbath” Blattmann boomboomdarkroom @ yahoo.ca Layout Trev “Maypole” Hargreaves saraharmerstolemystereo @ yahoo.com Photography Jen “Kangaroo” Aird Web/I.T. Ed “The Tabloid Western Stranger" Keech . other_press @shaw.ca Distribution Manager Derek “Seafood (Taco)” Ungless Office Manager J.J. “Poppy” McCullough wart_mamu @yahoo.com Accountant Alyona “Mirror” Luganskaya tradexllc@ hotmail.com Columnists Brandon “Boomerang” Ferguson Amanda “Dressmaker" Aikman JJ “Match” McCullough lain “Strongroom” Reeve Steph “Pen” Smith Illustrator J.J. “Caravan” McCullough wart_mamu @ yahoo.com External Relations Kerry “Landlord” Evans kerryevans @ shaw.ca Contributors : Jen Aird, Sajia Kabir, Tom Fairley, Kevin Lalonde, Yanni Limbs, John McLullen, Nicolas Von Ehrlichstein, Steph Smith, Vince Yim, R. Buckminster Fuller The Other Press is Douglas College's autonomous student newspaper. The Other Press is run by a collective and is published weekly during the fall and winter semesters, and monthly (as a magazine) dur- ing the summer. We receive our funding from a student levy collected every semester at registration, and from local and national advertising revenue. The Other Press is a member of the Canadian University Press (CUP), a cooperative of stu- dent newspapers from across Canada. We adhere to CUP’s Statement of Common Principles and Code of Ethics—except when it suits us not to. The Other Press reserves the right to choose what to publish, and will not publish material that is racist, sexist, or homophobic. Submissions may be edited for clarity and brevity if necessary. The Other Press is more than meets the eye. March 29, 2006 GERALDO ¢ % wiroae vony “V' call bien 7 ' GOSSAMER WUMP becauwe he wes conseived ine love triangle” se NATIONAL —a | EXCLUSIVE WEDDING TE aa ee a oe Y reseUe a3 ters preqnen THE OP MUSIC CHARTS - Otherwise known as... What we listened to during the creation of this issue: Creed—Jesus Built My Go-Cart Big Punisher—Hip Hop Hippee Hop Hop Bang Bang Moomba Mooboola—The Ghanian Skin Flute Whistlers ; oe . The Jacks (Jack Osbourne and Jack White) ‘Singin’ the Children Hits’ The weekly deadline for submissions is Limp Bizkit—My Lumps (Hardcore Remix EP) Wednesday for publication the following Rei Bevo yale Feet The Hewes — . Unconscious Appendages of the Proletariat—We Stink and the Poo Poo Wednesday. Letters to the Editor, vacant sec- tions, and “time-sensitive” articles (weekend news, sports, and cultural reviews) will be accepted until Saturday noon and can be sub- mitted to the editor at: othereditor@yahoo.ca All other submissions should be forward- ed to the appropriate section editor. Please include your name, phone number/email address, and word count, and submit via email as an MS Word.doc attachment to the attention of the appropriate editor. The Other Press is run by a collective, which means all decisions are reached via a democratic voting process. Membership in the voting collective is open to any person who has contributed to at least two of three consecutive issues. Those interested in join- ing the Other Press collective should contact the editor at othereditor@yahoo.ca News opnewseditor @ gmail.com Opinions opinionsubmit@ hotmail.com A&E aeditor@ gmail.com Siniaves Congrats to Jennifer Aird (no relation to Bennifer), Seen O yee .com this weeks winner of the prestigious Other Press Sports employee of the week Bowling Pulitzer. Say it loud si oO oe emma and say it proud, you done good.