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So, how was your Thanksgiving? Tell me you didn’t
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isn’t even a crust on top. How dare you call yourself

pie, pumpkin pie? Believe me, I know pie, and you, Thanksgiving
sir, are no pie. \

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or the 10) ster stuffing, or the mashe fa jek ytatoes, or the
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extra holiday calories. Dancing. Yup, that’s right,
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Students’ Union’s pub night this Thursday. It’s ¢

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to be sooo fabulous. There is a prom theme, which

means there will be all sorts of hotties running Converge: You Fail Me, CD Review B

around in pretty, poofy pastels. And I’m sure the

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Douglas College, won’t you be my prom date? I'll
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honest here, who doesn’t like to rock? We’ve got a What's On Around Town I

special treat for you at the pub night in the form of
Rock’n. These fellas can kick it old school, new
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and of course, Douglas College).

Oh, and here’s a handy tip: while you’re nervous-
ly awaiting your date’s grand entrance, the best way
to avoid getting trapped in a “What are your inten-
tions with our son/daughter?” conversation with
his/her parents, is to bury your nose in an Other

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in this week’s issue, so you won't even have to feign

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reviews, fascinating features, super sports stories.

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Your date’s gonna be sooo jealous.
Meet you under the bleachers,
Hugs and Nisses,

Amanda Aikman

 

 

 

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