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What a children's conspiracy paper would look like

 

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Is there even a farm?

June 2020 - Children around the
world are returning to empty fish-
bowls, quiet bunny cages, and vacant
dog houses. Parents claim that the
beloved pets went to a special farm
that will make them happy. However,
these farms have varying descriptions
and none allow visiting hours.

The Toothfairy:

Magic or Inside job?
Who sent them?

June 2020 — Have you ever seen your
parents and the Toothfairy in the same
room? Does the Toothfairy’s handwrit-
ing look all too familiar? Maybe it is
time we grew some Wisdom teeth.

YOU NEED GLASSES
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY

 

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Comic By by Udeshi Seneviratne

 

 

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