Have an opinion? Contact us at opinions @theotherpress.ca @ Opinions Missed connections It’s about time Douglas’ Wi-Fi got an upgrade By Gurneev Panesar ed up with trying to connect re the Douglas College Wi- Fi? Well aren’t we all! You’d think that you’d be able to get some decent Internet speed while on a college’s Wi-Fi network, but as it turns out, you can hardly get a connection at all! Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the idea behind wireless networks to offer convenience? Most students have either a laptop or a phone with a data plan and it’s disappointing to hear people forever complaining about the nonsensical Internet connection here at Douglas. In my opinion, a sufficient well-operating Wi-Fi system is necessary to a learning environment in order to ensure that the faculty and students have a reliable Internet connection. After all, a lot of assignments are posted online, professors send out emails about class cancelations, and in some cases, we’re even asked to draw from online resources. 16 The question we really need to be asking is: why has nothing been done about this? It amazes me how much money goes towards things like changing the school logo or even printing several billboards and public transit ads. From a marketing perspective, these are all things that are a great asset to the school, but they aren’t quite as valuable to the students who already attend Douglas. All we ask for in return is a good Internet connection that will benefit the entire student body and even the college as a whole. I’m not sure if the cost of upgrading the system is the main issue here, but the problem needs to be dealt with as soon as possible. These days, Wi-Fi is no longer a luxury, but almost a necessity. It lets us do everything a busy student needs to like post assignments, check our email, and so on. Thanks to the technological revolution, our world now revolves around the Internet and the needs of a student’s environment have changed along with it. Saying no to Netflix Online movie monarch is a streaming pile of shit By Jacey Gibb, Opinions Editor started being offered in Canada, I was 100 per cent on board with it. Like so many other unsuspecting sheep, I too flocked to the one month free trial slaughter and lauded the website for its expansive selection and user-friendly design. Then, primarily out of laziness, I allowed Netflix to continue existing on my computer past the month’s end and was soon being charged the standard $7.99/ month. About five payments later, my fund’s had reached critical lows and, realizing that I hadn’t watched anything on it for weeks, I cancelled my Netflix. Sure, I still get the weekly email I: admit that when Netflix first better product at a lower price. With movie rental stores drying up like rain drops in July, pretty soon there won't be any competition. Netflix will have a monopoly over the home movie viewing market, aside from grocery store new releases machines. Your only choice will be to purchase your own hard copy—and honestly, at the prices they’re going for these days, who wants to do that? Once a monopoly is established, Netflix will be able to charge however much they want and no one will be able to do anything about it. My final argument against Netflix is probably the one I’m most passionate about: it’s a God damn time sponge. Aside “Aside from Being John Malkovich, | can’t name a single movie I've watch off Netflix that left me thinking ‘Wow, I’m glad | watched that!’ Their business model seems to be orientated around quantity over quality...” to my junkmail folder, asking me to “Come home to Netflix,” but I’ve never looked back. But just recently, a friend decided that it was necessary for my roommate and I to have access to unnecessary movies whenever we wanted, so he put his account on our Wii. Two Adam Sandler movies later, I decided that Netflix was evil and should be banished back to the cyberhole that it crawled out of. I first realized the downside to Netflix while I was talking to my mom a few months back. She was complaining about how she really wanted to watch Titanic, but couldn’t find our old VHS copy—parents, they’re adorable, eh? [asked why she didn’t just rent it but then she reminded me that all of the Rogers Videos and Blockbusters in my hometown had closed down. While she’s by no means technology dyslexic, my mom isn’t the savviest Internet user around. Also, the Internet at my parents’ house is charged by how much they use, meaning streaming content online burns a serious hole into their joint piggybank. Both factors combine to make the idea of my mom signing up for Netflix out of the question. Basically, she’s left to either buy the movie or prowl the TV guide for the next few months in search of a viewing opportunity. What people have to remember is that our economy is designed in a way that allows for competition between businesses. Consumers will likely go for whoever has the from Being John Malkovich, I can’t name a single movie I’ve watch off Netflix that left me thinking “Wow, I’m glad I watched that!” Their business model seems to be orientated around quantity over quality, offering countless different categories, with 90 per cent of the movies being utter crap. Every time a group of friends and I find ourselves browsing Netflix for something to watch, we spend about half an hour farcing around, suggesting whatever movies look the most terrible. Even worse, I’m amazed at how many people watch the garbage being offered up simply because of its convenience. “Well, I’ve never wanted to see Madea goes to Jail and I find Tyler Perry to be as comedic as a festering wound. Buuuut it’s on Netflix, so okay!” Go outside. Fly a kite. Rob a bank. Just sign out of your Netflix and log in to real life. Or at least stop watching Bollywood musical comedies just because you can. They’re going to seriously mess up your recommended selections.