March 26, 2003 Culture http://otherpress.douglas.bc.ca Concert Review March 18 Commodore Ballroom Photo by Angela Blattman fimanda flikman fissistant Culture Editor Not to bring anybody down, but on the off-chance you were planning to form an Australian Nirvana tribute band, you're too late, The Vines beat you to it. Lacking the punch of The Hives, the talent of The White Stripes, and the charisma of The Strokes, The Vines will likely go down as little more than a footnote in the history of rock and roll’s latest resur- rection. With their predictable influences (most notably Nirvana and The Verve) openly worn on their anti-fashion- able sleeves, The Vines adequately performed their adequate songs to an adequately sized crowd at the Commodore on March 18. To be fair, there were occasional moments that managed to transcend the formulaic feeling of their per- formance (such as the enjoyable cover of Outkast’s “Ms Jackson”), but overall these boys had nothing new to say and no new way in which to say it. Don't be surprised if eventu- ally they resurface alongside members of Silverchair to form the celebrity judge's panel on Australian Idol. Throughout the bulk of the show and the requisite encore, The Vines did their best to reassure the crowd of their hard- rocking credentials, wildly flailing their bodies and instru- ments about in a routine straight out of Garage Rock for Dummies. Lead singer Craig Nicholls sauntered and swag- gered suggestively, defiantly smoking a cigarette and assault- ing any stage equipment foolish enough to get in his way. There is a possibility that his antics weren't entirely for show; after all he can't be blamed for colliding with mic stands and the other press drum kits when he couldn't possibly have been able to see them from behind the wall of strategically tousled hair cov- ering his eyes. Perhaps next time he will have the foresight to borrow a scrunchie from one of the adoring young girls clamoring for his attention at the front of the stage. I don't mean to suggest that The Vines are completely devoid of talent, they aren’. It’s just that they are essentially unnecessary. How many times must we kick the dead horse of “the next big thing” in the garage rock resurgence before we finally lay it to rest? The Vines’ songs are well crafted for the most part, and Nicholls does have a good voice, but their performance had a blatant going-through-the-motions feel- ing to it that rendered it instantly forgettable. I’m not ask- ing for excessive pyrotechnics or giant inflatable devils, just a little personality would be nice. Despite the criticisms | may have had of The Vines or their performance, the one thing I am grateful to them for is mak- ing the rest of the evening's entertainment so much better by comparison. After leaving the Commodore for the cozier confines of the Railway Club, I was treated to two truly great performances by Vancouver bands Reuben and The Way Out. Relying on the novel concept of genuine ability rather than hair-care products and snotty attitudes, these bands proved that there is much more to being rock stars than simply appearing on the cover of NME. @eeceeeaeeceaeoeeeeoeeoeeeeeeeaeseeeeeaeeeaeeseeaeeeeeeeaeeeeaeeeeeeeeeaeeeeeeeeeeeeaeeeeaeeeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee ae iu millénaire Millennium Bro Tr eit MILLENNIUM EXCELLENCE AWARD PROGRAM COMMUNITY SERVICE * ACADEMIC ACHIEVEMENT, * LEADERSHIP « INNOVATION NEW awards 2003 National in-course If you meet the criteria and are entering your last two this scholars », worth $4,000 to $10,000, may be for you. To learn more: www. millenniumscholarships.ca/incourse QO CREATING OPPORTUNITIES FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM WIN A GRAND PRIZE OF $3000 or one of the following: 10 prizes of $500 20 Osters In2itive-: Blender / Food Processors 80 Sunbeam Coffeemakers Please visit www.campusplus.com/survey for your chance to win. Sponsored by your Campus Newspaper, Sunbeam, and by Campus Plus, a division of Canadian University Press. Sunbeam Oster © CAMPUS PLUS All personal information provided is strictly private and confidential, and will be used for research only. © page 10