issue 17 / volume 40

 

Despite Martha's objections, Steve believed that the first date
was the perfect time to break down interpersonal boundaries
by enjoying nature's washroom facilities.

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» DOES

FASHIU

By Sharon Miki, Trend Setter

ho says fashionable footwear has to stay on

your...feet? After a year of ho-hum sock buns

beguiling their heads, intrepid Douglas
College fashionistas are ringing in 2014 with a bold

new hair look: the “boot bun.”

“Sock buns are so last year,” said first-year
student and style maven Courtney Sparklestein.

“I mean, if I’m going to pay for some rockin’
moto booties, you just know I’m going to want
them to be seen. Where better than on my
head? Added bonus? It gives me great volume
at my crown.”

 

5 Teorey Klyne _/

humour // 23

 

By Allie Davison, Contributor

Bang, bang—you're gross.

Iam a‘ who [wish I hadn't] saw a 7

Where: Millennium Line platform at Commercial/ Broadway
When: 2014-01-05 9:27 a.m.

You were sipping casually from a Colt 45. I was headed to class, loaded down
with books. You noticed me looking and mistook my disgusted glance for faint
interest. Your chivalrous attempts to help me with my books ended in disaster
when you fell on the tracks. The commuters all glared hatefully as the alarm
droned in our ears. You held up your Colt 45 as a sign of triumph, as if to say “I’m
alright!” But clearly you weren't.

 

Thanks for ruining my macchiato, asshole.

@ e
lama 7 who [wish I hadn't] saw a 7
Where: Robson and Denman
When: 2014-01-01

It was Wednesday morning. I was coming out of the Starbucks. You were
stumbling down the street, walk-of-shaming your way home. “Hey man, can |
have some coffee? Or at least your phone number?” You thought you were coy.
You weren't.

Cards Supporting
Humanity

What happens when
Sharon a your mom decides
A Ec it “af tT
= nel to “fix” your Cards

 

@theotherpress.ca

Against Humanity...

Maybe she’s born
with it. Maybe it’s

 

Menstrual rage.