Pop Culture Purchases Spring Fantasy Fix By Cody Klyne, Arts Editor At Scholastic Book Fairs my innocent child brain was put into a state of sheer ecstasy; I couldn’t resist the brightly coloured covers and whimsical depictions of dragons, wizards, and warriors. By the end of middle school any reading I did outside of class was of the most fictitious of the genre: fantasy. I’ve read the obligatory Tolkien, left Rowling in my past and, having equipped myself with a more discriminatory pallet over the past decade, have moved on to a roster of fantasy’s fresh blood (and: old guard.) With the semester’s end just around the corer, hopefully signifying a renewed freedom for some of you, I thought it’d share just a few of my top picks (both recently and yet to be released) for the months ahead. [: victim to fiction at a young age. Heroes — Joe Abercrombie Bucking the familiar “epic quest” for a more focused, but equally epic, look at one three-day skirmish between the Union and the barbaric Northmen, Heroes is setup to be no less bloody and adrenaline- rich than any of Abercrombie’s previous works. A master of dark, gritty, and gory fantasy, Abercrombie’s greatest strength is in his ability to write about bleak situations, cynical characters, and ghastly acts of violence with such flair as to make it undeniably entertaining. What should be a completely satisfying standalone novel in its own right, Heroes (like 2009’s Best Served Cold) takes place in the same world as Abercrombie’s debut First Law Trilogy meaning that there’s plenty of - room for those reader’s looking to dig in their heels and invest some time into the setting, its rules, characters, and cultures. Even though the hardcover dropped back in February and has therefore been available for some time - because I’m OCD and need the trade paperback edition to match my other copies of Abercrombie’s works - this will be my must read when April rolls around and the paperback hits stores. Republic of Thieves — Scott Lynch 2006’s Lies of Locke Lamora, book one of the Gentleman Bastard series, was Lynch’s debut and one of my favourite - books of the year, and that I’ve read since. With The Republic of Thieves finally seeing the light of day after a four-year lull in activity and near silence on part of the author, I’m both excited and filled with mild trepidation going forward with its release. While it’s been some time since I last reread Lies or its follow-up, Red Seas Under Red Skies, what I most concretely recall from both of Republic’s predecessors is Lynch’s knack for world creation and his ability to throw roguish protagonist Locke Lamora into deadly situations while having him come out on top by the skin of his teeth in plausible ways. “Cool” high fantasy is both the best, laziest way that I can think to describe the world that Lynch has created and the largest discredit to his talent as a writer. Republic of Thieves might be on my list, but I suggest that Lies of Locke Lamora be on yours. . The Crippled God — Steven Erikson The Malazan Book of the Fallen series by Canadian novelist Steven Erikson is both impressive and entirely daunting. Impressive for the fact that after ten entries, most of which break the 1000- page mark, Erikson’s novels not only do well both commercially and critically, but actually follow and build on a deeply cohesive and intertwining story and world of characters, heroes, ancient evils, and Burd. Clearly stated from the start of it all back in the late 90s, the release of this tenth entry marks the “conclusion” of the series proper. While I’m personally behind on Erikson — give or take a few books and a few more thousand pages — it’s somehow comforting to know the end has come. While writing partner Esslemont (who writes one-offs taking place in the same universe) may yet carry the touch for years to come, whether you’re a lifer or have only tangentially heard of the series, what Erikson has managed to create is a testament to modern epic fantasy and human longevity. Honourable mentions: Wise Man’s gods Fear — Patrick Rothfuss, A Dance With Dragons — George R.R. Martin ell kids, it’s almost the end of the semester and, chances are, you're all probably going a little crazy. Exams, projects, presentations, graduation, work, family, friends, significant others...* gasp* there’s no rest in sight, right? WRONG! Do your work. Sure. Get good grades. Fine. But don’t forget about fun things in your life! The sun is staying out later, even though the cold bite of winter seems to be lingering, and there’s plenty of awesome fun things to do, see, and hear in and around this great city of ours. Cut a few comers and live a little, we’re in the home stretch. Bases loaded. Go for the gold. All that junk. Woo! Wednesday, March 16 This Wednesday brings with it another evening filled with readings of March 16 - 19 deliciously rotten writing. “Say What?!” hosted by the hilarious Sara Bynoe, pairs talented writers, readers, performers, and comedians with some of the worst published writing on the planet. Part story time, part torture, all funny. March’s “Say What?!” features readers Brad Duffy, Kaitlin Fontana, Bronwen Marsden, and more! Head on down to the Cottage Bistro on Main for 8:00pm with $5-10 dollars in hand and you're good to go. Thursday, March 17 The Arts at One weekly live music performance, which highlights great local musicians nearly every Thursday throughout the semester, is taking place at the New West campus in the Laura C. Muir Performing Arts Theatre at 1:00pm sharp. This week, sit back and enjoy the first of two great concerts, featuring a collection of scholarship winners. Admission is always free and there are only a handful of performances left in the semester. Don’t miss:your chance! As for what to do in the evening... its Saint Overtly peppy edition Patrick’s Day... I shouldn’t really have to say more than that. Friday, March 18 Keep it classy this Friday and check out some local student theatre. Your first option: the second to last night of Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night at Douglas. Tickets are $8 — 15, doors at 7:30. Second, if you happen to be out in North Van (and why wouldn’t you just happen to be) stop by Capilano U for the opening night of Cinderella: the Enchanted Edition. Doors open at 8:00pm while tickets are $8 — 20 and are available online at www. capilanou.ca/exit22. Saturday, March 19 For a late afternoon cartoon fix, hit up the Rio Theatre for the 4:20pm presentation of Spike & Mikes Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation. For some ‘latent Saint Patty’s Day cheer, if you’ve got yourself a taste for lamb and ale, look into finding yourself some tickets to the Brewmaster’s Dinner taking place at The Cellar. If not, eat at home and head to The Vogue or Doolin’s Irish Pub later in the evening for more festive fare. ime ese Cinderella