January 21, 2004

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Poetry/Fiction/Essays/etc.

First winner of “The Amazing Other Press Ski
Pass Giveaway!”

Horny Ski Bunny has won the first of two free
lift passes to Hemlock Valley Ski Resort.

Hey, that's not
my ski pole!

 

In high school, a had a boyfriend whom I didn't particularly like but whom
I went out with because it was a high school thing to do. Eventually I broke
up with him. The very next day he started going out with another girl,
whom I was kind of friends with. I was kind of surprised that he got over
me so quickly, but I tried not to worry about it. Then I found out that he
had been cheating on me with this girl so he wasn't upset about losing me
at all!

For some reason I was furious and I swore to get revenge on them for
messing around behind my back. After a week or two, mutual friends of
ours planned a snowboarding trip for the week that the new girlfriend was
in Mexico. I went, as did the ex boyfriend. I spent the whole day flirting
with him and convinced him that we deserved a goodbye roll in the hay. He
jumped on the opportunity and "let" me give him a blow job on the ski lift.
I made sure that our friends saw and soon the new girlfriend knew what he
had done and she dumped him.

A little evil maybe, but I can't think of skiing without thinking of that
incident. *

Horny Ski Bunny

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