OPinion oped@siwash.be.ca ou're insane ust thought we should let you know y Ivana Kumptu ound crazy? Read on. S According to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of ental Disorders IV (DSM-IV) — that is the diagnostic guidelines psychiatrists adhere to when deciding whether you are “normal” or “odd” = few, if any, Douglas Students could escape falling into at least one classification for “in need of therapy people,” at least once a day. As proof I offer only a few examples from the DSM-IV index: *Ever get nervous? “Gener- alised Anxiety Disorder” *Fight with your parents? “Parent-Child Relational Disorder” “Caffeine-Related Disorder” *Smoke pot? “Cannabis-Related Disorder” *Get drunk? “Alcohol-Induced student, and their acquaintances who got themselves admitted into 12 different psychiatric hospitals across the United States. Eight of them went into admitting wards, and said Hence latent symptoms and prag- matic diagnosis — you can be crazy and not know it. Even with no visible symptoms, a quagmire of neurosis is simmering beneath that placid surface. Who cares where the term “insane” come from anyway? When you know that the first “asylums” were big empty buildings left over from the days of “leper colonies,” you get the gist of the word’s post-modern meaning. Fortunately for Douglas, we have no ultimate authori- ties — with the power to scrutinize, hospitalize, and demoralize — lurking about our concourse. We have PhD’s in every discipline they heard voices saying “empty,” except psychiatry, at least according “hollow,” and “thud” — symptoms of _ to the faculty and staff listings at the a disorder to which there has never back of the Douglas calendar. Hence been a single documented bone fide Douglas has no absolute judge case. All were admitted with the wandering among us in true Freudian diagnosis of schizophrenia and style, noting every idiosyncrasy, eventually discharged “in remission.” innuendo, or latent neurosis hidden Sigmund Freud coined the beneath our cultivated and civilized perspective that not only could exterior selves. And we have no one humans react to external stimuli but on campus, other than yours truly, to most fears and anxieties were remind us that we are all technically generated from our own delusions. insane! They're coming to take you away... Disorder” Like sex? “Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder” *Get a little kinky now and then? “Fetishism” Gay? “Gender Identity Disorder” *Failing math? “Mathematics Disorder” *Get bored in class? “Attention- Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder” All of these listings in the DSM-IV are enforced by the same laws that govern your general practitioner’s diagnosis. Still not convinced? Need further proof? How about the Stanford University professor, graduate Flunk your midterm? A little depressed? “Depressive Disorder” Moody? Ever get PMS? “Bipolar Disorder” Ever drink too much coffee? hould we have the right to know our pasts? n adoptee contests changes to the adoption act y Tammy Shewchuk t’s not surprising that while growing up I was asked who in my family I looked like. I ondered the same thing. I am 23 ears old and was adopted at birth. I For my birth mother, it was a chance for her to start burying a lot of pain. However, not every adoptee or biological parent is as lucky. Reun- ions are fueled by expectations, hopes rew up the only blonde with green and dreams that are not always met. yes in a family of dark hair and dark Adoptees must have the right to yes. information about their biological Just after I turned 21, BC’s roots and vital medical information. doption reunion registry connected Background knowledge and a e with my biological mother. I physical connection are almost as asn’t looking for a new family or important. These are a part of or the reasons why I was given up knowing who you are and who you or adoption at birth. I already had will become. However, biological oth. I was looking because I wanted _ parents must have some rights to io connect with someone who is a privacy. hysical part of me. I wanted to stop On November 4, the BC govern- ondering if the women I encoun- red every day could be my mother. The adoption registry system is uite simple. The adoptee or a ember of the biological family pplies for a match. In the majority of ases, no match is found and a search egins, and in a minority of cases, oth parties are already registered and e match is quick. In my case, the registry searched r my biological mother and quested her permission for the lease of her information. She gave er permission and we are now just eginning a journey that started 23 ears ago. BC’s current adoption system orked for me. It enabled me to meet y biological mother and I could nally stop 21 years of wondering; I ade a connection I needed to make understand myself a little bit better. ment changed the adoption act. Now, adoptees’ right to know supersedes their biological parents’ rights. Any adoptee may receive a copy of their original birth certificate with their birth name and biological parents’ names unless it is specifically requested to keep them closed. Isn’t this like the Roger’s Cable fiasco of unfair billing from a year ago? Biological parents faced with the agonizing choice of giving up their child for adoption chose to do so with the understanding that the records were to be sealed. To change the rules now is extremely unfair. Changes to the adoption act should be active as of the date of change. Adoptions up until November 4 should go by the old system and the records should remain sealed unless requested otherwise. Adoptions undertaken after November 4 should be a part of the new system. The current plan is not only unfair, but dangerous. The BC government’s changes to the adoption act will have little affect on me because I have already met my biological mother. But I know from experience how dangerous it will be if we gain the right to knock unbidden on each others’ doors with our unrealistic expectations in hand. 2 ° = a. g es <= eS 8 Wir: Otherthan ea celee BEV Pa (olee Come bring Oma peta tated - Poetry, - Prose, Fiction, Non-fiction, -(and whatever categories I’ve al est-1-10 9) down to room 1020 so we can put it in a snazzy anthology for Ate Cm ele te in by the end rey ang ab semester the anthology should be eyerbearemeltaarn the beginning of gC peal semester. Thanks. (And this isn’t a contest. eWiria something different.) Brought to you by Mat Odi at-13 Publications Society The Other Press October 29 1996 3