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It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly Martin
Hemerik, our new Production Coordinator yelled
‘‘Let there be light’. Immediately the production
staff, including Sandra McMillan, the News Coord-
inator, all began running around yelling ‘‘xerox,
xerox’’ or was that “‘copy, copy’’?

Meanwhile, our dedicated Photo Tech, Sean
Valentini was heard to yell ‘‘not yet, I haven't
finished in the dark room!”’

While Vic Cromarty kept everyone in agony by
singing off key to his Robert Gordon tape, Ernest
Hawker was secretly plotting to exact his revenge on
him-for dressing more preppy than he did. Mary
Palffy wore her red beret in the meantime and
attempted to figure out how long it would take her to
become a millionaire on the money she makes asAd
manager.

In another room,DanHilborn wrote a_ stunning
review of the book The Right Stuff and had Craig
Bottomfish whip up a quick illo.

Dave Watson and lan Lyon spent the balance of the
evening trying to figure out how they were going to
explain to everyone that they spent the entire
Winnipeg drunk and can’t remember a thing. Lisa
Greenlies has temporarily decided not to pursue her
plan of world domination and will instead open a
Holistic Health recording studio in downtown Delta.
Cathy Makowichuk, a front runner in the smart but
shy competition at the paper, is anticipating having a
really wild moving out party. Caroline Hardon spent
the early evening laying out the back page and
feeling good because she didn’t have to use her
Ventolin.

Bill *hardwick had been there earlier, but had
disappeared to head a high level task force on the
problem of eccentric student newspapers.

Brian Pharez showed everyone his new buttons,
including the one from his new singles club. Eddy

 

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Bill’s Bills Bad

Okay, let’s talk budget. Lis-
ten up, this is important. You
say that you came here to be
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by M.Mary Palffy

 

Bill 6 say? How does it affect
you? Do you know? Do you
care? ‘“‘The Education Finance
Amendment Act gives the
minister powers to supervise
budgets and expenditures by
each school board.’’ Do you
keep hearing things like ‘‘sor-
ty, we don’t have the money to
give you”’ or “‘lack of funds,
no can do.’’ If there is a lack of
funds, why did U.B.C. Chan-

cellor Peterson receive a mere

half a million dollars to refurb-
ish his residence? Just some-
thing to think about on a
Socred rainy day. Education
for the Elite?

Here’s another one. See how

you like this; Bill 5 says,

‘‘The Residential Tenancy Act
replaces the existing Residen-
tial Tenancy Act and elimin-
ates rent review and the Office
of the Rentalsman by Septem-
ber 30, 1984. It transfers the
jurisdiction of the rentalsman
in disputes to the courts,
effective October 1. Landlords
are given the power to evict
“‘without cause.’’ Now ‘‘love
thy neighbour’’ takes on a new
meaning. You have to live
with them if vour landlord

 

Alexander came in to discuss his new three dee
photo process and was distracted by flashing lights
on Ann Haroh’s typesetting machine.

doesn’t take to you for some
oo Keep your bags pack-
ed.

Okay, had enough? Just one
more to make your day. How
are you feeling, anyway?
Don’t get down and above all,
don’t get sick. Your doctor is
no longer your friend. First
off, if you do get sick, can you
afford to go to your doctor?
Have you paid your medical
premiums lately? What if you
need ‘pills’-or other medicine,
can you face the smile and the
bill that your pharmacist gives
you? Oh, one more, there’ll be
a dispensing fee, please. Just
wanted to give you some free
education. Bye now, stock
up on apples.

Value Cheques

The Women’s basketball team

will be selling the remainder of

Kathy Nichols and Stewart Woolverton read all the
palms and suggested somewhere in the Middle East
as a good place to hide.

Peter Julian, on a leave of absence from the U.N.,
dropped by to use our phone for long distance calls,
ostensibly to Dam Hilborn, Canada’s newest ambas-

 
  
   

their Value Cheques on Thursday
October 20 in the concourse. The
funds go towards setting up a
scholarship fund as well as new
uniforms for the team. However

sador to East Tibor.

Hopefully we didn’t leave anyone out. Murray
Budden and Wendy van Halderer will not appear in
this article however, as we forgot them.

 

  
    

  
 
 
 
  

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