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>» How to have sex in the pandemic.

Craig Allan
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e are getting close to Valentine’s Day. A

day of love, affection, and, of course, sex!
However, all of those have become complicated
due to the pandemic. Now, swapping kisses and
love nuzzles can be putting your life on the line.
How can one have intimate sex with all of these
issues? For those hankering for a pankering,
here are some of the best ways to get intimate
safely during the pandemic.

First, take a trip on the wild side and
embrace your inner furry. Furry sex, which
consists of having sex as a costumed mascot
type of character, is the perfect way to achieve
a level of intimacy while also fulfilling your
dreams of having sex with Sonic the Hedgehog,
Princess Peach, or whatever carnal fictional
bliss you have always secretly entertained.
Bonus, if you sweat a lot, you won't have to
worry about getting it on your partner. That
sweat will stay in the suit!

If wearing a big monster costume does
not do it for you, there is a way you can strip

 

down safely. Below the neck that is. Try having
sex with a mask on. You can even switch it
up by wearing multiple kinds of masks with
patterns and what not. This way you and your
partner will always have a different reaction
to your look. Just make sure you know what
your partner looks like. You don’t want to risk
having sex with your partner, only to find out
that it was your neighbour Jeff just coming over
to get a cup of sugar.

If you and a partner are looking for
some more intimacy, consider the totally
“non-sexual” and completely safe practice of