the other press Culture Ron Sexsmith Played at Richards on Richards Sept.28/02 Ralph Main Stage - Word On the Street Sept.29/02 fimanda flikman OP Contributor Jazz. Okay, before you run away let me say that ordinarily I would be running right along with you, but Ralph’s Sept. 29th per- formance had me snapping my fingers and reaching for my beret with the rest of the crowd at Vancouver's Word on the Street festival in Library Square. Pretentious? Obnoxious? Self-indulgent? Sure. I did mention it was a jazz show right? You can fimanda Aikman OP Contributor I am in love with Ron Sexsmith. Actually I am in love with any guy who has Canadian citizenship, messy hair and an acoustic guitar, but I am espe- cially in love with Ron Sexsmith. So when the Toronto troubadour rolled into Vancouver on September 28th to play one of Richards on Richards hateful “early shows”, I was understand- ably pumped. I arrived at 7p.m. to score a stage- friendly seat, ready and willing to have my heart broken by Sexsmith. Unfortunately my heart is still beating. The show was good, that’s pretty much guaranteed, given the talent and experience of Ron and his posse, but it seemed to be lacking in inten- sity this time around. Ordinarily, Sexsmith’s well- crafted, heart wrenching songs and earnest per- formances manage to bring a tear to my eye and an extra beer or two to my tab, but this time my mas- cara and equilibrium managed to stay suspiciously intact. Sexsmith is currently touring in support of his new album, Cobblestone Runway, which was released on Sept. 24th. I haven't had sufficient time to fully absorb the material as of yet, but I have to admit that after a few listens I find some of the lyrics (particularly on the Matthew Shepherd trib- ute God Loves Everyone) to be embarrassingly trite and a little too much from the “I had a cat, who wore a hat” school of rhyme. To his credit, Sexsmith managed to inject a considerable amount of humanity into the live version on Saturday night, but it still felt a bit off. Other Cobblestone Runway songs such as the disco tinged “Dragonfly on Bay Street” are somewhat of a departure from Sexsmith’s earlier work, and the questionable inclu- sion of synthesizer in certain songs had me won- dering if anyone had checked the water supply in Ontario lately. Of course there is no such thing as a bad Ron Sexsmith show, as attested to by the fact that the rest of the world temporarily ceased to exist while he played the beautiful “Heart With No Companion,” “Lebanon Tennessee,” and Seem to Recall. The show ended with an inspired version of Secret Heart complete with a tribute to George Harrison’s “Something in the Way”. By that point I was ready to forgive any real or perceived misgiv- ings I had experienced earlier in the show. Boyish grin and dreamy eyes aside, its Sexsmith’s masterful song-writing and soul-quenching voice that always keeps me coming back for more. October 9, 2002 blame it on the grey skies, the strong coffee or the exhilaration of free entertainment, but the results were far less repellent than even I had anticipated. Yes, they referenced Jack Kerouac, yes they wore turtlenecks, and yes there were painfully long sax solos, but hey, like I said, it was free. One advantage of attending a jazz show, I discovered, was the unique opportunity to sound like an idiot and not be called on it. Where else but at a jazz show can you say “If youre hip to it man, lay it on me, cuz I belong to the beat generation, dig?” without the threat of bodily harm? It would be accu- rate to say that even this novelty factor began to lose its appeal after about the fourth song, but considering that this was three and a half songs later than I had expected, I would have to qualify the event as a success. During the fifth song, as the five white guys from Vancouver that are Ralph began to chant “The bird is the word” in their requisite Charlie Parker anthem, I had to finally excuse myself for a cigarette and emergency debriefing. I tried, I really did, but apparently the jazz just isn’t in me. I guess this means I am resigned to a life here in dullsville with the other squares, but those of you cats who are hip to that sort of thing go check out Ralph, dig? Cramped closet space? The Students’ Union’s Pride Collective has some wonderful solutions. The Pride Collective meets Wednesdays at 4:00 in the Pride Resource Room (Room 110 in the Students’ Union Buiding). All lesbian, gay, bi, transgendered, allied and questioning students are welcome. i Douglas Students’ Unio Canadian Federation of Students Local 18