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The Bachelor picks both finalists

> First time reality show ends in polygamy

he would give the polygamous
lifestyle a try to keep JoJo around.
“I want to keep her in my
life,” he said of JoJo. “I don’t want
to say goodbye because that’s
how much I love her. Besides, if
people are alright with getting
guilty pleasure out of watching a
man date and dump 20 women
over the course of 3 months,
they should be alright with
some casual polygamy, right?”
While this is a first for The
Bachelor, the show’s producers
felt it was best to continue
on as planned, including the
hour long episode of “Life
After The Bachelor” which

Chandler Walter
Bachelor Fan

 

i an unprecedented turn of
events during this Monday’s
finale of The Bachelor, Ben
Higgins shocked the TV watching
world by deciding to spend
the rest of his life with both
finalists of the reality show.
Throughout the season,
Higgins had been struggling
to send a woman home each
week, and down to the very
end, it was clear he was in love
with both Lauren B and JoJo.
So much so that he even
voiced his feelings to each

 

woman in turn, a first ever 6 aired directly after the finale.
in The Bachelor history. His 5 “We were skeptical at
love for both placed him in 3 first,” said the show’s host,
an awkward situation. 2 Chris Harrison. “But honestly,
Following that precedent of J 2 who really cares at this point?
never-before-seen TV, Higgins ee Most of these couple don’t
then went on to smuggle a too good to walk away from,” goodbye to one more girlfriend tried to concentrate and make even stay together for that
second rose to the final rose Higgins explained in an interview in the span of a few months was each relationship its own and long anyways. And it made
ceremony, proposing to both after both women said yes. just too much to accomplish. stay open to the process. Asa for damn good television. If
women at the same time, Higgin explained that it “T did fall in love with result, this is where it’s left us.” only he would’ve picked Olivia
with two different rings. was the dynamics of the show two women during this,” he Higgins did admit that it and Lace for this, now THAT
“I love both of them. They’re that ultimately led him to this admitted. “Going into this I was Lauren B. that he planned would have hiked the ratings!”
conclusion, and that saying didn’t think I could. But I really on marrying, but decided that

Avid gym goer admits he really just enjoys counting

> His entire persona has been a sham

there is something odd about
his favourite hobby, many
gym-goers who know him
appreciate his presence.

“Oh yeah? Jimmy? Great
guy,’ said self-proclaimed hashtag
fitness freak Biff Legdaze. “A little
too eager to spot for us, though.
He’s always trying to get us to
do just one more set. Always
makes sure to count out loud for
ya too, which is appreciated.”

Wrat has noticed a
significant improvement in his
counting strength since he joined
the gym in January, and though
he has given up on his new year’s
resolution to “pick up and put
down the heavy stuff” as he puts
it, he is more than eager to stay
a member for all the number
building he’s been doing.

“Sometimes I do a whole
bunch of math right before I go,”
Wrat said. “It gets me nice and

Chandler Walter
Humour Editor

Wee many go to the local
gym to pump some
sweet, sweet iron and get a
wicked swole on, Jim Wrat

found himself frequenting
the mirrored sweat factory for

 

completely different reasons.

“T just... I just love counting,”
Wrat admitted when the Other
Press tried to interview him
about his workout habits. “I
don’t know what it is, I just
get this sweet, sweet burn
whenever I count up to 10.”

Wrat found that counting
to himself at home did not hold
the same joy that going to the
gym allowed him. “It’s just not
the same at home, you don’t
get the same intense feeling.
Maybe I just need to be doing

 

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first set. | started watching gym offers other incentives counting some... what do you cute girl. It made my counting ine. And th
other people count on YouTube for doing hi i h Lit wh ke the h i pre-count out routine. “Ane then
g his counting at the call it when you make the heavy even more amazing. I counted after, its nice to cool off witha
instead. Enjoyable, but just not fitness centre, rather than thing not be on the ground right up to 15, to impress her.” bit of backwards counting. to
the same sense of satisfaction.” an at home count-out. anymore? Oh yea, counting While Wrat realizes that 6

stretch out the mind muscles.”