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Halloween costumes for the
aloof college student

» I guess you've earned your participation mark

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Richard Dick
Senior Columnist

 

hen high school ended so did

any genuine effort or joy you had
for Halloween. Once free candy was
out of the picture so was any of your
interest; also, your mom can't handmake
beautiful costumes for you now that
you've metamorphized into a too-cool-
for-post-secondary-school student. You
want the extra credit your quirky prof is

going to give out for wearing a costume to
class, but you're reserving the unveiling of
your politically topical and totally slutty
costume for a collection of selfies on the
’gram. Or perhaps you are attending a
Halloween gathering and need to do the
bare minimum to avoid “where’s your
holiday spirit” jabs. Whatever reason you
have for wearing such a crappy costume,
the Other Press is here with a costume
guide to all the best “it totally qualifies as a
costume ” costume options available!

Adishevelled onesie

Onesies are the perfect lazy costumes.
If you've got a onesie youre comfortable
sleeping in, even better; stains add
authenticity to this Halloween costume.
This communicates the exact level of where
you ve been at for awhile. Deteriorating
butt flaps and moist plush slippers that
look like animal feet also add a level

of grotesqueness fitting of this spooky
holiday. Truly disgusting.

Illustration by CJ Sommerfeld

Pun costumes

You probably fancy yourself the Chandler
of the group—and everyone agrees with
that sentiment. Youre a little bit funny and
a little bit lazy, but mostly you just don’t
want to completely mail it in. Somehow,
you think your “formal apology” qualifies
for adult table rights.

Bedsheet-centric costume

Girl put your records on, wash those cum
stains gone—and viola! You've got yourself
a costume.