irate LoNTOn Anal Ring Toss Add some spice to your night! By Adem Ozoor “After a long boring day, I want to add some hot chilli spice to my night and generate that heat,” you tell yourself while on your way home from work to meet your Ricky Boy. Ever since you started dating Ricky, you’ve pleased him with all your massages and chest caresses. Since you want to add some hot chilli spice in your life tonight, how about trying something a little different? Wouldn’t it be fun to just stand up and show off your sexy butt-pose to Ricky all night? Well you can. Simply invite Ricky to join you on an amazing game of anal ring toss. The scoring rod is shaped similar to a small dildo at the end which is specifically designed to fit into your luscious hole (lubrication is recommended). You can do a stand up pose or you can lie down on the floor with your buttocks lifted in the air (doggy style). Then, let Ricky do the rest of the work by working out his arm muscles by enjoying the tossing of the rings and tries to get them into the scoring rod. Also, the anal ring toss comes with its own set of rules that are very entertaining. At the end of the game, or before giving Ricky his turn to pose, the scoring rod can easily be sanitized just like any dildo or vibrator. Simply wash it with warm water and soap and you may also use any sanitizing product of your choice; just avoid toxic products for your own risk. The anal ring toss is undoubtedly an eccentric way of spicing up your night. It’s sexy, entertaining, easy to clean, and above all, fun. If you also wish to triple 16 your heat and fun, call up Mark and Johnny and get them to take turns at tossing you rings! Or even better, bring out the anal ring toss when you have all your friends over and enjoy a sexy ring tossing night together. The anal ring toss can be socially fun or privately romantic with your Ricky Boy. You can purchase your own anal ring toss at Little Sister’s on Davie Street. If not available, you can try another local adult store or ordering online. MA AY ii es Game? 4° By Trevor Doré in the community, yet don’t know where you might find the funds, there is an answer. The Aviva Community Fund competition exists to help support individuals who want to make a difference in their community. Here’s what you need to do: - Create an original idea that’s action oriented, reasonably priced, executed by December 2011 and located within Canada. [: your looking to make a difference - Submit your idea on AvivaCommunityFund.org beginning Sept. 27" (that was yesterday). - Promote your idea to generate online votes. Do what you already do best and reach out to friends on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and other online communities. Here’s how it works. There are three separate rounds of voting. The top entries advance to a final round where they are judged. The winners share $1,000,000 in funding. 24 Hour magazine has been running articles on last year’s winners for the last couple of weeks. One of the winners, Charity Champs won $10,000 in funding to start up a social media application targeted towards socially responsible youth. According to the write up, founders Kevin Wong and Sylvia Ng believe the only way to solve the world’s problems is if every generation grows up more socially responsible than the last. They also learned that people involved with community activities as youth donate more than their peers as adults. All of last year’s winners are great examples of what can be done when “average citizens” put their heads together. If you have an idea that has been brewing for a while, there is no reason not to implement it. Get out there and start promoting your idea to friends and family and while you’re at it, why not make it known on campus. If you’ve exhausted all of your avenues for promotion, send it to us and we’ll publish it in the pages of the Other Press - let the power of the entire student body help you out. The goal is to get people to vote for your project as much as possible. The more votes, the better chance you have of getting a share of the funds. The judges are looking for an idea that can and will have a lasting impact of the community. Idea entry ends November 26". So get out there and make a difference. The extra money will no doubt help. For more information on the competition, visit AvivaCommunityFund.org.