CHECKERBOARD NIGHTMARE by Kristofer Straub medium large py Francesco Marciutiano HEY, TOSH/ TS ME... LONG TIME A NEW, HEALTHIER COOKIE MONSTER “TACKLES THE NINTH STEP OF HIS 12-STEP PROGRAM. ME WAS IN A BAD PLACE BACK THEN AND ME WANT “SO MAKE AMENDS. BY A BILL ONCE & JOLLY SWAGMAN CAMPEO BBONG aie Ale er Ee cents har CAMPUS EVENTS The Amelia Douglas Gallery presents Barbara Boldt (paintings), and Judy Burke (ceramics) To May 26. For Gallery times, call 604-527-5465 THEATRE Shadowlands To May 28, Pacific Theatre Pacific Theatre is proud to present Shadowlands, by William Nicholson. When C.S. Lewis meets the outspo- May 11/2005 ken Jewish-American poet Joy Davidman, his sheltered Oxford life is upended. Only the prospect of losing her reveals the depth of his feelings, as painful realities col- lide with the reassuring childhood fantasies of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. An intimate, true story of faith and doubt. For tickets, call 604.731.5518 Opening Night June 1-25, The Burr Theatre It’s opening night at the theatre—the author is nervous, the actors impossible, and Bob just wants to take his *#@ tie off!! But his wife makes him sit through possi- bly the worst new play ever conceived in this hysterically funny “backstage” play by Canada’s premier writer of comedies, Norm Foster. This classic of the modern theatre brings to a resound- ing close the Burr Theatre’s 2004/05 Season. For tickets, call 604.523.2877 CONCERTS Ravi Shankar Caravan World Rhythms presents legendary sitar virtu- oso Shankar (84), performing with his daughter Anoushka and tabla player Tanmoy Bose. May 15, 7:30pm, Orpheum Theatre (Seymour & Smithe). Tickets from $35 to $65 (plus service charges and fees) at Ticketmaster, 604.280.4444 Modest Mouse The Georgia Straight and Zulu Records present Epic recording artists from Issaquah, Wash., performing tunes from latest CD, Good News for People Who Love Bad News, with guests Camper Van Beethoven. May 25 and 26, 8pm, Queen Elizabeth Theatre (Hamilton & Dunsmuir). Tickets $31 (plus service charges and fees) at Ticketmaster, 604-280-4444. Tickets also at Zulu, Scratch, Highlife, and Noize! Records Snoop Dog/The Game Double bill of gangsta rappers from Compton, California (“Gin & Juice”/”How We Do”). May 29, 7:30pm, Pacific Coliseum (Hastings & Renfrew). Tickets $59.50/49.50/39.50 (plus service charges and fees) at Ticketmaster, 604-280-4444 Barenaked Ladies Whimsical pop-rockers from Toronto (“If I Had $1,000,000”) perform at a benefit for the World Wildlife Fund. May 31, 8pm, Orpheum Theatre (Seymour & Smithe). Tickets from $39.50 to $250 (plus service charges and fees) at Ticketmaster, 604-280-4444 www.theotherpress.ca | 17