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Hello my fellow Douglasers,

Can vou believe it’s November already? How did that
happen—wasn’t it July, like, just last week? Well, believe
it or not, it’s here. And along with it comes a whole
whack of excitement. There’s a (hopefully) new presi
dent down in the US of A, a brand new season of The
) ms on television, and a whole month of fabulous,
fresh Other Press issues right here at Douglas College.

I trust you all had a happening, harrowing

Halloween. If you missed the DSU’s spooky pub night

last week, you really should kick yourself. No, really, 1

mean it. Put down this paper, take a couple of minutes
to stretch, and then haul off and kick yourself. Hard.
You deserve it—you missed one killer party, Loser.

Despite the pub night’s total awesomeness, I have
to say, I was getting fed up with people commenting on
my costume—mostly because I wasn’t wearing one.
I’m not sure if I should have been flattered or offend
ed, because people had only nice things to say about
my “costume,” but that’s the kind of thing that could
really give a girl a complex. Oh well, forgive and forget,
as | always say. No wait, “drink and forget” is what I
always say. Why is it I can never remember that? Oh
veah....

\nywav, Halloween is behind us, which means it’s
okay to officially dive headfirst into the festive season.
P’ve got a giant papier-maché Santa head I really should
get back to before it dries, so why don’t you move along
and read the rest of this issue now? Hope you didn’t fill
up on sugary Halloween treats, cuz we’ve got all kinds
of goodies in store for you.

What’s the difference berween a jambuster and a
Bismarck? Did J.J. correctly predict the outcome of the
\merican presidential election? What was Kali’s ride
on The N /4 like? Part-time jobs or blowjobs—

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