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¢ A few fun quarantine hobbies

 
 
  

..and that's everything!

Illustrations by Udeshi Seneviratne

A few fun quarantine
hobbies

» You've masturbated enough—
you need an actual pastime

 

Richard Dick The plant raiser
Contributor Time to practice that green thumb! Plants
need plenty of love, water, and daily
veryone seems to be trying out a care—and as a person who barely muster
different hobby during this pandemic. the personal conviction to wash your dirty
Some adventurous people have even ass once a week, youre not sure why you
sucked at multiple new hobbies during this _ took this hobby on. What is plant food,
period. The following is a list of the fun anyways? Proteins and cheese?
experiences and existential crises a novel The bread maker
pastime can offer you! You may not be able to be the
Embroidery! breadwinner (since our economy is in
You already are a fan of sitting in one shambles)—but you can make the bread!
awkward hunched over position for an A fun and easy to understand hobby for
extended period of time, so this hobby those with experience in making bread.
will fit you and your demented spine A terrible headache for anyone else. Also,
well. You can embroider cute sayings like many people mention that this hobby
“I love my dog more than I love people is economical. If you’re good, sure—but
and that fact is obvious when you look it’s expensive if you suck. Have you ever
at me.” You can even make your hobby paid $90 for a single barely passable loaf
into a gift! A common and great idea for of bread? Even hipsters wouldn't stoop
an embroidered gift is the phrase “it’s the that low.

thought that counts.”

6¢

A common and great idea for an embroidered
gift is the phrase “it’s the thought that counts.”