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‘It gets dark outside because
the sun gets eaten by a
monster, says five-year-old

Saentists may have finally the sun making some areas
darker, but the Earth doesn’t

 

found out why it gets seem be revolving from space.
, , Therefore, my son’s theory is
dark outside at night sound” *
When asked to describe the
Livia sun-eating monster, Max gave a
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) ca a with a long snake’s body and
pee it has purple polka dots on its
body. It has sharp teeth, which
A breaking scientific discovery are perfect for eating the sun,
as been reported: the and it wears red sneakers. It
reason it gets dark outside is can also change into a human
that the sun gets eaten by a form just like a transformer and
monster everyday. Max Colton, —_ its human name is Kim-II-Sun.
age 5, has been credited as the That's the name of the guy I
founder of this discovery. saw on the news once. He had
“The reason there's light binoculars which prevented him
during the day is that the sun from being blinded by the sun,
hasn’t been eaten yet. The but he was looking down. The
monster only comes out at night sun is up in the sky, not down!
to eat the sun.” Silly monster.”
Dr. Harry Colton, proud Thanks to this scientific

father and meteorologist, gave a breakthrough, Max Colton is
comment: “Finally, a theory that pow richer than Justin Bieber.
makes sense. Now we won't That’s something we can all be
have to spend $30-million trying proud of.

to figure out why it gets dark at

night. A lot of people said that

that the Earth revolves around

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By Joel McCarthy, Graphics Manager
http:/ /www.youtube.com/ watch?v=YcrXHOytlc8

It’s a shame that zombie movies mainly feature the walking
dead as antagonists. 28 Geeks Later is not one of those movies.
It follows a zombie buddy combo as they look for food and
fight about the logistics of their post-apocalyptic zombie
world.

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