A Rock'n Night of
Prom

Kali Thurber, A&E Editor

Sadly, Canadian students are deprived
of the glamorous tradition of prom
night. Deprived of the hideously
unflattering dresses, bow ties and
shiny shoes, depressing love songs
that force the single girls to cry in the
bathroom stalls—it’s a true tragedy
that we don’t get to partake in such a
life-changing night. You just aren’t a
real adult until you’ve survived prom.
So what better way to remedy the dire
situation than to attend the fabulously
prom-themed pub night, hosted by
the talented and beautiful Other
Press? I know, I know, we should real-
ly stop giving you our undying love
and adoration with a great paper and
splendid events such as this, but we
just can’t help it. We love you so
much. Maybe it’s more of a creepy
obsession, but that’s just our quirky
way, you understand. Hey, I know,

 

why don’t you come over to the DSU
building on Oct. 14 and then you'll
really see how much we care (or stalk,

 

pretty—you’re going to prom!

Get ready for wacky dance compe-
titions and prom king and queen
awards. And I'll bet you think that’s all
we've got. Well you’re wrong, dead
wrong, We’re bringing you the time-
less,
fabulous rock ’n roll band of this cen-
tury (make that of all time)—we’re
bringing you Rock’n! This band will
bring you back to the early 90s so fast
you'll be seeing in hypercolour. They
will keep you up all night for weeks

un-ironic mullet-clad, most

wondering, “were they...serious?” ?m
not even joking when I say this could
be the best night of your life. Rock’n
is that artistic, they're that hilarious,
they’re just that damned good. You'll
be swirling and twirling through pastel
streamers, balloons, and jelly beans.
Truly a night to remember.

Note: Do not forget to dress in
your best (or worst) prom wear. I’m
telling you, you’re going to look like a
fool if you show up without a cos-
tume because this is going to be one
fancy shmancy affair, my friends.

Rock’n

whatever). Ladies, pull that dusty
crinoline out of the attic, and gentle-
men, shine those shoes up real

 

 

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Pub Night
October 14th
6pm - lam

Do not forget to dress in your best {or
worst) prom wear Im telling you, youre
ping to look like a fool if you show up witho
ostume because this is going to be one
y shmancy affair my friends.

  

 

 

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