THE OTHER PRESS The Other Press May 10, 2006 Published since 1976 Room 1020 — 700 Royal Avenue, New Westminster, BC V3L 5B2 Telephone: 604.525.3542 Fax: 604.525.3505 Managing Editor Colin “Mexican Hooknose Snake” Miley othereditor @ yahoo.ca News Editor Nicole “Speckled Racer Snake” Burton opnewseditor @ gmail.com Opinions Editor Brandon “Prairie Kingsnake” Ferguson opinionsubmit @ hotmail.com Arts & Entertainment Editor lain “Missippi Green Water Snake" Reeve aeditor @ gmail.com Features Editor Kevin “Big Bend Patchnose Snake” Welsh opfeatures @ gmail.com Sports Editor Brian “Flathead” McLennon mcilennonb @ douglas.bc.ca Proofreader Vince “One eyed Alabama Snake” Yim Graphics “Queen Snake Blattmann eee THE OP MUSIC CHARTS — Otherwise known as... Layout What we listened to during the creation of this issue: “Trouser” Hargreaves saraharmerstolemystereo @ yahoo.com CBC Radio 3—Podcast #50 CBC Radio 3—Podcast #49 Photography Ricky Gervais Podcast Season 1—Episodes 9, 10, 11 Jen “The Snake Charmer” Aird Swervedriver—Mescal Head Okervil River—Don’t Fall In Love With Everyone You See Web/I.T. Heavy Trash—Self Titled. Ed “The snake handling Western Stranger” Keech other_press @shaw.ca Distribution Manager Derek “The Cobra” Ungless The weekly deadline for submissions is Wednesday for publication the following Office Manager J.J. “Anaconda” McCullough wart_mamu@yahoo.com Accountant Alyona “The Python” Luganskaya tradexlic @hotmail.com Colomntets Wednesday. Letters to the Editor, vacant sec- JJ McCullough tions, and “time-sensitive” articles (weekend ead news, sports, and cultural reviews) will be Mustrator accepted until Saturday noon and can be sub- J.J. McCullough mitted to the editor at: othereditor@yahoo.ca All other submissions should be forward- ed to the appropriate section editor. Please include your name, phone number/email address, and word count, and submit via email as an MS Word.doc attachment to the attention of the appropriate editor. The Other Press is run by a collective, which means all decisions are reached via a democratic voting process. Membership in the voting collective is open to any person who has contributed to at least two of three consecutive issues. Those interested in join- ing the Other Press collective should contact the editor at othereditor@yahoo.ca wart_mamu@yahoo.com External Relations Jake “The Snake” Roberts Contributors Liam Chancey, Brady Ehler, Teddy Johnson, J.J. McCullough, Dave Pearcey, Luke Simcoe, Vince Yim The Other Press is Douglas College's autonomous student newspaper. The Other Press is run by a collective and is published weekly during the fall and winter semesters, and monthly (as a magazine) dur- ing the summer. We receive our funding from a student levy collected every semester at registration, and from local and national advertising revenue. The Other Press is a member of the Canadian University Press (CUP), a cooperative of stu- dent newspapers from across Canada. We adhere to CUP’s Statement of Common Principles and Code of Ethics—except when it suits us not to. The Other Press reserves the right to choose what to publish, and will not publish material that is racist, sexist, or homophobic. Submissions may be edited for News opnewseditor @ gmail.com Opinions opinionsubmit@ hotmail.com clarity and brevity if necessary. ccc Wbaaicous All images are copyright to their Features . Congratulations to J.J. McCullough, the deserving ee recipient of the prestegious OP Bowling Pulitzer. Nice Sports mclennonb @douglas.bc.ca one. g