ome NIU Continued from page 9 integrated with the United States, both economically and culturally. One friend I made managed to prove this fact by con- stantly discussing reality TV with me. Were it not for their accents, half of them could have easily passed for born-and- raised West Coasters any day. Before I left for Ottawa, many of my friends and family had cautioned me that the only Mexicans who could afford to attend this forum would probably be a gang of elite rich kids, and in many respects these predictions proved right. Along with being incredibly up to date with the latest pop-culture trends, the Mexican representatives at Triumvirat were all well-educated, fluently bilingual, (and in many cases trilingual) and among the best-dressed of anyone there. As well, I was shocked to learn that most of them had already been to Canada several times for vacations. Whenever I tried to share information about Vancouver with them, many would often respond with “I know, I’ve been there,” which got a bit annoying. Though I’m obviously aware that their glowing praise for modern Mexico was clearly coloured by the fact that they all came from fairly well-off backgrounds and resided in well-off neighbourhoods, their words nevertheless broadened my interest in the country. The idea that Mexico is actually a modern and increas- ingly prosperous country not too different from our own...now that is a bold idea that takes some getting used to. Someday I guess I'll just have to visit and judge for myself. The French-Canadian delegates were no less interesting. As I assumed, they were largely all separatists and super left- wing politically. Yet, despite the differences in our political ideologies, I was genuinely surprised to discover how much we actually had in common. Suddenly the Duceppe-Harper parliamen- tary alliance started to make sense. Like me, the young Quebecers were all angrily anti-Liberal and shared my outrage of Canadians’ general ignorance and apa- thy towards the sponsorship mess. Like me, they were also extremely critical of the undemocratic way in which the Canadian parliamentary system has evolved, with the PM having near dictato- rial powers and very few effective checks. Many of them praised me following a lunch Q-and-A session with Raymond Chretien wherein I lamented that Canada’s contemporary national identity had nothing to do with any sort of consis- tent “Canadian values” and everything to do with unthinking, knee-jerk anti- Americanism. Though they may have hated Bush with a passion, Canadian anti- Americanism nevertheless appeared to be as much a pet peeve of theirs as it was of mine, Like the Mexicans, the French were 10 | www.theotherpress.ca also eager to hear my perceptions of them and offer my “outsider’s view” on their culture. Many were especially interested in my views on the October Crisis of 1970, and learning how I had been taught these events in school. I found the Quebecers generally viewed the Crisis the same way anti-government militiamen in the States viewed the Waco standoff, namely as a tragic series of events provoked by a tyrannical federal government. The fact that there could even be a legitimate “other side” to the patriotic story of Trudeau bravely crushing the FLQ was a concept I had barely even considered until now. I’ve always sort of been a lukewarm supporter of the separatist cause, if for no other reason than [ve never felt Canada has much to gain, and a lot to loose, from holding on to a _ hostile province that does not want to be in the union. When discussing Quebec’s future with the French Canadians I found it interesting how the young separatists all argued their case on very eloquent, intel- lectual grounds, while their non-separatist English-Canadian cohorts all tried to counter with arguments that were essen- tially empty and emotional. But let the record show that if I were a Quebecer I would see no reason to separate. As a Western Canadian I believe, at this point, that there is very little purpose in contin- uing to spend billions to bribe Quebec to stay just to prove some abstract point about how federalism “works.” Finally being able to put a human face to Quebec’s separatist ambitions deepened the issue for me in a way I will not soon forget. As far as the English-Canadian dele- gates went, they were a largely uninspiring group who did little more than parrot the standardized Liberal Party talking points my generation has been taught to believe qualifies as patriotism. At any available opportunity, they would inform the Mexicans to be awate of how we Canadians were noticeably more polite, calm, smart, and kind than the savage Americans they were no doubt used to dealing with. Though the Mexicans would always nod in sage agreement, many would later privately comment to me how strange and insecure they found this obsessive bragging on the part of my fel- low countrymen. Few of the Canadians seemed gen- uinely interested in the topic of North American relations, and as I predicted, most were attending the conference sim- ply because they knew it would sound impressive to potential employers. As their bragging indicated, most had little time for the United States, and were quick to condemn the country as a bastion of right-wing intolerance that Canada should have as little as possible to do with. A telling moment highlighting the sort of unanimity of opinion I was up against came during lunch one afternoon, when we Canucks were all sitting at the same table. The topic of political allegiances came up, and we proceeded to go around the table stating which party we identified with. Surprisingly, or perhaps not, I was the only kid to identify myself as a Conservative, while all the others either classified themselves as Liberals, NDP, or Greens. Throughout the adventure I thus became the only guy willing to actually defend the United States and criticize the Canadian government. None of the Canadians seemed to have the slightest reservations about how one-sided our del- egation was. If anything, J was viewed as the strange deviant who probably should not have been there. I shuddered to think about the sort of liberal echo chambers these youth forums must usually be. Of course, conservatives really have no one to blame but themselves for this. Say what you will about the lefties, at least they get involved in things. If the best the Canadian right can offer is a single eccen- tric cartoonist from Vancouver it’s clear which side has dropped the ball. In the end, I left Triumvirat with mixed feelings about the feasibility of FINA’s vision of an integrated North America. While I had gained a new appre- ciation for Mexico, and the Mexican peoples’ modernity, successes, and progress, I also left with a sense of frus- tration over how far behind we Canadians are in supporting the continentalist move- ment that these foreign go-getters had so eagerly embraced. While Mexico and the US are increasingly setting aside their dif- ferences to adopt policies of shared inter- est and mutual benefit, Canada remains a nation more interested in obsessing over its own insecurities than promoting the future of the continent. If our nation’s young delegates in Ottawa were any indi- cation, Canada remains a nation deeply fractured by internal division, personified by the energetic separatists from Quebec, alienated western conservatives like me, and cocky liberals in Ontario, who are more interested in hating the United States than trying to understand the needs of their fellow Canadians. During his speech to us, Raymond Chretien commented that Canada origi- nally joined NAFTA not because we necessarily wanted to, but because outside forces had established an economic envi- ronment in which our country could no longer afford to be an indifferent outsider to continental trade. Unless Canada can get over itself, history may be doomed to be repeated. Very soon, Canada may once again be plunged into some new North American atrangement the country has been too busy naval-gazing to anticipate. If we can’t come up with a sense of national purpose or identity beyond blind anti-Americanism and_self-aggrandizing isolationism, then we have no one to blame but ourselves if our country is unable to evolve beyond our present sta- tus as the continent’s irrelevant junior partner. This is the true challenge that the youth of Canada will face in the coming decades, but you'll have to excuse me if I am not particularly optimistic. Learn from the best nightclub bartenders in Vancouver in the Hottest club in the city! June 8/2005