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Paparazzi

Angela Blattmann
OP Photographer

Questions by Trevor
Hargreaves

Name: Kerry

Age: 19 +

Program at Douglas College: What.. you have to
take a program?

Last CD you were listening to? Patsy Cline
maybe... (looks confused)

Q: Why do you spell your name the way you do?
A: Because I’m Irish!

Q: What size is a good size?

A: Like nine inches. We're talking soft, right?
Q: If you were on a desert island and could only
eat one food...

 

A: Fettuccini alfredo with grilled cajun chicken.

 

Name: Justin

Age: 18

Program at Douglas College? Arts

Last CD you were listening to? The Stills—Logic
Will Break Your Heart

Q: If you were hanging out with Jesus for the day,
what would you guys do?

A: I'd take him to Sassy Cut ... maybe he'd suit a
faux-hawk? Then we would play air hockey. Air
hockey with Jesus.

Q: If you were at a track meet with Jesus, who would
win the 100 meter sprint?

A: That’s tough. (looks thoughtful) | think that I
would win, unless the race was over water.

Q: Lets say you get really drunk..

A: With Jesus?

Q: No! And you end up being flown somewhere
while you were passed out. Where would you most
like to wake up?

A: I would like to be in 1970's Glastonbury, in
bed with Ringo Starr...

Q: If you were to sign a million dollar corporate deal
with a shoe name brand, and could only wear that
kind of shoe until you died, which would it be?

A: Vd like to say Converse, but they've been
bought by Nike soooo.... Ok, ok, Chucks!

 

Name: Devon

Age: 20

Program at Douglas College? Theatre. Kinda...
Last CD you were listening to? Best of David
Bowie

Q: What celebrity do people tell you that you look
like?

A; Matthew Good

Q: If you had to pick a congenital disease, which
would you go for?

A: Crabs.

Q: Youre in the Andrew Lloyd Webber produc-
tion of your choice. Which is it?

A: Showboat. I'd be the big black guy. (briefly
demonstrates his deep singing voice)

Q: Which kung fu remake would you like to star
in?

A: Enter the Dragon, or Rumble in the Bronx.
Q: Youre now an assassin. Who are you going to
peg off first?

A: Cher.

 

Name: Margot

Age: 23

Program at Douglas College? Whatever

What’ the last CD you were listening to? David
Bowie—Changes Bowie

Q: Your life suddenly turns into what feels like a
cheap sci-fi film. The only way to further
mankind in this life is to mate with either
Peewee Herman or Earnest P Worrell. Make
your choice.

A: Peewee! I'd be novel. He's got much better
style than Earnest. Earnest’s voice is super
annoying.

Q: While you were making hot hot playhouse
love, what would the romantic foreplay music be?
A: Something Bob Seger-ish... Night Moves?

Q: If you had to date a bald man (asked by a
bald guy) who would you go for?

A: Isn't Sean Connery losing his hair? Hmm
(points) that guy in the blue shirt playing pool!
Q: If you were to partake in the Winter
Olympics, what event would you be in?

A: I'm going to go with solo figure skating. I’ve
got my own thing. I think I'd do my routine
to Celine Dion's All by myself:

 

 

 

 

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