oo ey Re eae September... . 23rd to 30th 1982 The Other Press George Thorogood duck-tailing his way across the stage of the Kerrisdale arena while strumming his white hollow body electric guitar, pounding out the traditional rock riffs to a crowd mostly composed of white anglo saxon athiests between the ages of fifteen and twenty-seven who live in the Greater Vancouver area and happened to be attracted by this kind of music. Photo by lan Hunter Rita Coolidge Really Cool! The performance in the Orphiem last Thursday night by Rita Coolidge, left mixed feelings among an almost full house. ( Throughout the first half of the concert she did several cuts from her Greatist hits’ and ‘Satisfied’ albums. Typi- cal of Orphiem audieces, several people complained that the music was too loud. This slight miscalculation on the part of a _ technician seemed to inhibit the close- ness she tried to achieve with her audience, At one point she went out beyond the monitors to try and get a little closer to the people, but unfortunately the responce just wasn’t there. Backed by a five piece band and two vocals, Rita provided a good blend of blues, rock & roll and bal lads. She introduced a few cuts off her new album due to be released in January. Throughout the. concert_I couldn’t help getting the feeling that she was used toa little more audience participa tion. I for one felt a little restricted stuck in my seat. Her brother, who plays lead guitar, has this strange” semi-spastic manner coupled with a phenomenal talent that continually drew my attention. There was definit- ely no shortage of talent anywhere on stage that night. There seemed to be no momentum in the second half of her show; the sound problems had been eliminat- ed and she set about making people move. After what seemed a rath- er abrupt ending, she return- ed for three encores. During each, the amount of people dropped drastically. For the third encore, and definitely the finale, she invited the remaining fans down front, (a nn no at the Orphieum). The remaining fifty or seventy five people were treated to some hard driving Rock and Roll that had everyone moving, defi- nitely what she wanted to accomplish in the first place. by Gary Harris & Debbie Dobsom I’m a culinary cretin. I burn eggs. I scald Camp- bell’s soups. I put pots of water on the wrong burner, but I do make a decent ice cube. I have tried, mind you, slaving hours over messy bowls, eyebrows ghostly white from flour, nose itchy red from spices, but it has always been to no avail. A simple gravy, made with beef bouillon cubes, emerg- ed with a strong squid-like odor. I came to detest kitchens. The joy of cooking was obviously a public relations gimmick. I would gallop to no gourmet. But all this may soon be history. There’s a new course available for the likes of me. The time table’s flex- ible, the tuition ’s just $7.95 and there’s only one text-_ book. It’s Food 101, a new cookbook from McGraw-Hill for the students with a dietary dilemma. Concordia University graduate Cathy Smith pes- tered friends, foe and fowl for more than a year to gather 122 time-tested re- ipes. The result is a greatest hits compilation of the best in student fare, from the bleak (Buck-and-bit Hash) to the chic (Quiche Lorraine, the ‘‘real man’s’’ cheese pie). “In the nuclear family no one helps in the kitchen,’ author Smith said in Toronto. recently’ ‘‘ so they’ve never had to make meals for any- one. That all changes when Good Eats & Free Beer : you're out on your own for the first time.’’ Food 101 is Smith’s effort to talk down panicky kitchen klutzes like she used to do in her university days. She takes nothing for granted. She defines words like ‘‘par- broil’’, ‘‘baste’’ and ‘‘saute’’ (which I had long taken for punishments from the French Revolution). Each re- cipe comes with step-by-step instructions, complete with important cooking tips, sery- ing ideas, and an idiot’s list of needed utensils. Food 101 is the Charles Atlas of cook- books. One is expected to test recipes when reviewing a cookbook. I didn’t. That would have been too cruel, both for the author and for my diner guests. Instead I have gnoshed, nibbled and scarfed my full share of a smattering of these dishes and have found them yum- my. The Stick-to Your-Ribs Beef Stew did just that. Vic’s Chili had me hollerin’ and a- snortin’. The author herself whipped up a méss of Glazed Lamb Chops. Oink. Nothing, nothing at all, was hard black and squid-like. There’s other dee-lish re- cipes in Food 101, like soups and sandwiches and veggies and casseroles and salads. Now all I gotta do is find someone to cook’em up. (Honest, I do dishes!) BY Tom Hawthorn for Can- adian University press by Stan Pickthall September 3rd was a night of hard, fast rock and roll in the Pacific Coliseum as Van Halen played to an almost full house. David Lee Roth's hoarsely sexual sexual vocals kept the audience perched on the edge of their seats as Edward Van Halen slew them slew them with his mighty axe. The evening began with the fine British Band After the Fire. This foursome will soon be a class act. (Watch for a forthcoming debut album!!) However, they could not hold the interest of this heavy metal audience, who were impatient for Van Halen to arrive. And arrive they did, rocking off the \ chords of a re-worked ‘‘Maybelline‘‘. From there we witnessed the incred- ible power of ‘‘Running With the Devil‘‘, ‘‘Jamie‘s Crying‘‘, ‘‘Every- body Wants Some‘‘, and ‘‘Dancing in the Street‘, along with more than a dozen other songs from the band’s five albums. The audience stood in their seats for the Van Halen-ized versions of ‘You Really Got Me‘‘, ‘Pretty Woman‘‘, ‘‘You‘re No Good‘‘, and ““Where Have All the Good Times Gone". The bass guitar and drum solos by Michael Anthony and Alex Van Halen were very effective, but it was the lead guitar solo by Edward Van Halen that we were all waiting for. Eddie is an incredible guitarist who can shift from gentle finger-picking melodies to raunchy karate-chop chords in a momentary transition. He made his guitar sing and cry and blew the audience away with lightning-fast riffs. The man who fronts this band is David Lee Roth, lead vocalist and lyricist. Roth is the most blatantly sexual singer I have ever seen. (Sorry but I missed the Tubes!) At one point he said to a member of the audience: “IT hope you're enjoying the show because after it‘s over I‘m going:to be fucking your girlfriend!‘‘ At another point he appeared in a pair of black leather pants with the seat cut out of them, and strutted around the stage like the ultimate image of male sexuality. While theatrics of this type are how Roth promotes his and the band‘s image, I personally find his style to be somewhat tasteless and lacking in class, however, Roth‘s Kwnxr Van Halen; After The Fire antics were eaten up by the rest of this primarily juvenile crowd. Aside from this minor complaint, my only other protest is that the sound in the upper blues (which was the only place I could get seats on a day’‘s notice) was wholly inadequate. But that can hardly be blamed on the band, who gave a performance that will not be soon forgotten. Indeedm, the audience brought them screaming down for not one, but two encores that left us reeling in our seats long after the main coliseum lights returned. Me? I was sitting home two hours later listening to Van Halen‘s latest album: Diver Down. Wow! 4