Thursday, Sept. 25, 1980. The Other Press

page six

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SSS

   
  

is
Ae UCLA
IGARETTE.

 

 

 

 

~ Warning: Health and Welfare Canada advises that danger to health increases with amount smoked — avoid inhaling.
Average per cigarette: 9 mg “tar”, 0.9 mg nicotine.

 

 

 

Other

By Dave Smith

CAMPUS TRIVIA
Trivia (triv’i-e), n.pl. (Mod.
L.,pl.) unimportant matters;
trivialities/trifles:

Dear Other Trash,

I have had enough of the
exceptionably crude litera-
ture often found in this
perverted column. You make
me want to regurgitate my
intestinal vomit.

signed,

Devoted Darling

Dear Devoted Darling,
Drop dead.

After numerous requests
a cultural addition has been
made in this column. A
poem (written by a friend)
will be given in this column.
THe theme brings back old
pub night memories.

THOUGHTS OF A DRUNK-
EN DRIVER

I was out on a date

In my very own car

A light flashed

*cause I was smashed

Shouldn’t have gone to
that bari

trash

The cop pulled me over

I got out of the car

He wrote me a ticket

I told him to stick it

Shouldn’t have gone to
that bar!

I went in the wagon
And I left my car
_I did my best
I blew the breath test
Shouldn’t have gone to
that bar!

So now I’m in jail
I don’t drive a car
Gave up 200 dollars
Don’t get any callers
Shouldn’t have gone to
that bar!

I remember that date

When I had a good car

I had to have bail

To get out of jail

Shouldn’t have gone to
that bar!

Now when I drink .-

I don’t drive a car

My license is gone

I knew it was wrong

Shouldn’t have gone to
that bar!

(but it was worth it!)
JE;

Leavens to coach

Last year in their inaugural approached faculty member
season the Douglas College and long time competitive

Curling Club captured the
silver medal in the Totem
Conferance playdowns.

The team began as a dream
in a few students heads who

Fox campaign >

To raise money for the
Terry Fox campaign, the
Adult Basic Education Pro-
gram in Surrey is asking for
donations of books and white
elephant items.

These will be sold in the
Surrey Campus cafeteria and
lounge. The money collected
from the sale will be donated
to the Cancer Society on

curler, Lynn Leavens, who
took on the coaching duties.

Considering the success of
last years men’s team, Lea-
vens hopes to field three

teams for the upcoming sea-
son in the mens’, ladies’ and

North Dakota State and Ore-
gon State. While attending
North Dakota, he ran the
North DAkota Spectrum as a

journalism undergraduate in

the early sixties.

Leavens, who has_ been
curling competively for 20
years, presently curls in the
New Westminster ‘‘Super

behalf of Douglas College League’”’ after a three year

students, faculty and staff.
Thanks for your assistance
and-see you at the sale!

abscence due to a knee injury. .

With practices just getting

underway in November, the

Check this paper for notifica- curling team has plenty of
tion of time and date. time to recruit players for the
[he A.B.E. Program, Surrey Provincial playdowns in the
407

(rm.

ab) Spring.

LookouT Monn#I

 

/T rony be Fuller bru sh4