ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Nardwuar and the Evaporators + Chris Murphy = Indie Rock Explosion! Trevor Hargreaves, OP Mascott Photos by Manjula Handsman and Clever Trevor There’s no debating that Nardwuar the Human Serviette and Sloan’s Chris Murphy are modern day Canadian-rock icons. One has been writing hit songs for about 15 years, while the other has been pestering bands about their songs for just as long. As such, it was particularly odd to witness these two legends in the making rocking out on stage together at the UBC Norm Theatre on March 7. While the majority of Canadian youth recognize Nardwuar for his gonzo inter- views on Much Music, only the true keeners are aware that he’s also the front man of seminal Vancouver band The Evaporators. With long-time Evap bassist John Collins cur- rently MIA (he’s touring with his other group, The New Pornographers) the affable Murph was kind enough to hop on a plane and join Nard for one hell of a party—celebrat- ing the double-disc DVD release of Nardwuat’s greatest interviews, appropriately titled Doot Doola Doot Doot. The evening was an entertaining mix of projected interview segments, live music, and even some storytelling. CBC Radio 3 front man Grant Lawrence took to the stage early on and delighted everyone with tales of concerts that he and Nard promoted long ago. He explained Nard’s love of using his home phone number as the information line for these gigs, and how he even invited the bands to stay at Lawrence’s house. Although these were simple tales of youthful hijinks, it’s notable that the shows they promoted featured the likes of Nirvana, Mudhoney, and Fugazi, to name just a few. On the musical front, the evening was top notch all the way. The buttery rhythms of Thee Goblins got things heated up. Attired in their standard Washington Husky cheerleader uniforms, with pillows over their heads and music in their hearts, the band delivered a number of stan- dards, including ““Two-By-Four-And-A-Half” and “Mario Cuomo Works At Domo.” There was also an epic on stage laser gun battle that kept everyone on the edge of their respective seats. After several more interview segments, the legendary Evaporators took the stage. I gotta tell you, Chris Murphy has the chops. Although he apparently ran through each Aasae song just once or twice in rehearsal, he kept up quite well. As the band bashed into full effect, there were some truly surreal moments. Watching Murph mumbling the chorus for “I Gotta Rash,” you’d think he had just spent an evening with Nickelback groupies. But nay. He was in fact rocking out Nardwuar style. The set bridged the full Evaps discography, but relied heavily on songs from their latest album, Ripple Rock. Featured tunes included “Mercury Outboards Have Plastic Propellers,” “I’m Going To France,” “Your Instrument Does Not Affect Me,” “Addicted To Cheese,” “I Feel Like A Fat Frustrated Fuck,” “Ripple Rock,” “Barney Rubble Is My Double,” and a spirited version of that sultry Canuck love ballad, “Gerda Munsinger.” Immediately after the performance, Murph filmed a lengthy Going Coastal segment with Much Music’s Chris Nelson and just about anyone who would speak into the camera. Suddenly, Little Hamm of Canned Hamm got in the mix and began telling his own crazy Nardwuar stories as everyone filtered out. As local indie-rock love-ins go, this: was solid gold. Do yourself a favor and catch the next Evaporators show. But don’t forget your laser gun. eS =