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The Other Press

Registration issue January 1983

 

Page7

A Disgusting Headline 1m s.«

At the moment you may be stand
ing in an endless line-up or staring
with glazed eyes at small print. You
may be lounging on a bench or
gazing absently at a blue collar, or a
red collasr and green sweater in
front of you. You may be also wond-
ering about the strange mole, shap-

sons neck in front of you.

In these deadening moments of
idle surmise, people often have
flashes of inspiration. They real- ize
they really should have become an
accountant instead of a marine bio-
logist, they remember the name of

besides those mentioned in our cen-
er-spread. For instance, you can
learn how to use the typesetter, a
strange bizarre blue and gray mach-
ine with weird, bleepy sound effects
that types out our stories into long
columns. Maybe you would like to
try the headliner and make up dis-

uses for their cutlery sets. It is well
known that Douglas College line-
ups have lead many students to
drink.

Instead of getting bombed, or be-
coming a wandering sociologist,
why not consider joining the Other

_ the base player for the rock group,

ed somewhat like Africa on the per- The Twoodles’ they think of new

Press? Working for your school
newspaper has a number of benifits

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® assistance (writs are docum
e@ Virtual blanket access to an
@ have these, they can only legal

@ invite them in or allow them to
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@ IF THE POLICE ENTER WITH A WARRANT OR WRIT:

$ Immediately call your lawyer and get him/her to talk | MORE INFORMATION:
@ to the police over the phone. Try to get their ID numbers | |
$ or names. Y. bliged to an i in Canada, both by

  

®@ Even if you are under arrest, you need only give your
mame and address, and then say, politely but firmly,
“I’m sorry, but I’d rather not say anything further until I
consult my lawyer.’’ The ‘‘Vagrancy’’ law was repealed

You don’t have to let them in unless they have a
@ Properly filled-out and valid search warrant or writ of

‘For Questioning,’’ or “‘For suspicion,” or ‘‘For 24 (or e

gusting headlines about members
of our staff. Don’t forget, of course,
the traditional typewriter which we
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48) hours.’’ If you are arrested and charged, you only $
have to give your name, address and fingerprints. Don’t @
fraternize with anybody in your cell - the police can use
evidence obtained from planted agents and informers.
Immediately demand to call your lawyer.

  

the papers through a crack in the window. Police have no §
right to make you get out

Consult Criminal Procedure in Canada, orCivil Rights ®

On production night we put the
diverse pieces of the paper together
@ Journalists dash in with their copy
for ever pushing back our much
vaunted and seldom enfored dead-
lines. Copy-editors make vague at-
tempts at correcting atrocious spell-
ing,grammar and punctuation
errors. A typesetter then turns copy
into column form. Mad cutters then
come and decide where to put your
article in the paper. You may find
your story continued on page three,
siz and twelve (this is actually very
uncommon), but as we do not run
obituarys, your story will not be-
come permanently buried.

New innovative ideas are always
welcome at our paper. As we are
starved for staff, new members may
be put in important positions im-
mediately without working their

  
   
   

 

   

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