THE DOUGLAS COLLEGE EGG PAPERS... .

“Let ters:

* Unknown to the majority of the College population, a serious debate
has recently arisen as to the existential status of eggs. Enclosed
are two recent documents retrieved from anonymous File 13's.

Dear Philosopher, : mac
DOUGLAS COLLEGE LIBRARY
Can eggs whistle? ARCHIVES

Can whistles lay eggs?
Can the Layers of reality egg whistlers on?
Can we lay down while whistling eggs?

I know you haven't pondered these issues for a long time, but they are
important philosophical questions. If you come up with any answers, I
would like to operationalize them next year, here there, at Douglas
College and Whistling Egg Institute.

Earnestly yours,

B. F. Sighcologist
Dear B. F.,

You are totally disregarding the relevant ontological issues and
@ are trying to split and reify two essential aspects of the same being.

: There is no need to crack the cosmic whistlegg since everyone knows
that eggs are really reincarnated whistles.

| Please make an early appointment with me for extended analysis.

R. D. Languish

 

 

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