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Two Girls, One Boner

Dear Dr. Soi

Recently, many of my friends have mentioned a video Croiinies the internet
as being the most vile, repulsive thing they have ever seen. They said it made
them gag to watch it, and they may never be the same again because of it.

So, in the privacy of my own home, I sat down and watched the supposed
disgusting video, Two Girls One Cup...and immediately had the best whack
session of my life! From there, I watched Two Girls One Finger, Four Girls
Fingerpainting and Salsa Snack, and loved every second of them! Now, I have
never found mild sheiza porn erotic at all, but this was amazing. Does this
make me a sick bastard?

—Porn-Oh On Poo

 
 

Dr. Sex: Ahhh, thank you POOP for starting the New Year off with a BANG!

Dr. Fairchild: | will refrain from thanking ‘his reader. Because of him, I had to
watch these videos!

Dr. Sex: They weren’t that bad. I've seen worse.

Dr. Fairchild: Like what?!

Dr, Sex: Britney Spears’s cooch!

Dr. Fairchild: No, I’d say they’re on par with one another.

Dr. Sex: But one had a bigger hole-in-one,

  
  
     

Dr. Fairchild: As I’ve always said, fetishes are different for different people.
They come in all shapes and sizes...

Dr. Sex: . - just like cocks. oe

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