Darren Paterson, [oon -— = | om | c reer [ ome | Lm } a pea -— = | | cr pra [ | — fo ] Cc pea Ny reac Editor Okay, so, in case you’re a Yankees fan and have been chastising yourself in your basement for not performing the correct rituals before games four, five, six, and seven of their series with the Red Sox for the exact seven days between my submis- sion deadlines (Oct. 21-28), here’s what you missed. Two weeks ago no one would have believed it, but the Boston Red Sox are finally world champions. And after the way they blew out the Cardinals—who led the league in regular season wins with 105—in the World Series, it’s not surpris- ing. What is surprising is the stats that the BoSox set along the way. Here’s what ’m talking about. First the records: Derek Lowe is now the only pitcher in MLB his- tory to win all three series-deciding games in one postseason. The BoSox are the only team to ever come back from a 3-0 series deficit and win that series. They also set the record for consecutive postseason wins with eight. Their sweep of the finals leaves the Cardinals as the second-best team to be swept in the World Series, next to the 1954 Cleveland Indians, who had 111 regular season wins. And also, they are only the 4th team in league history to never trail in the World Series. Finally, Senator and Presidential Candidate John Kerry even went as far as to call this year’s Red Sox “America’s team.” Of course, this all came as quite the news to Californians, New Yorkers, and St. Louisians. Next up, auto racing, where Michael Schumacher has won again. That’s right, racing’s greatest driver ever has cruised once again to his fifth-straight and sev- enth-overall Formula One title by winning 13 of 18 races this season. Schumacher has won more that 30 races more than any one else in Formula One history and, despite organizers constantly trying to change the rules to stop him, he’ll likely continue to win next season too. In football, the Lions beat Calgary in a mean-nothing game by a score of 19-17. Calgary protested this result, after an offi- cial botched a call on a last-minute touchdown play that should have won them the game, but—although they Women Lose, Men Hailed Out Dave Pearcey, OP Contributor admitted the mistake—the protest was denied by the league. In tennis, Canadian player Daniel Nestor and his doubles partner Mark Knowles have regained their No. 1 rank- ing along with a $3 million US purse after winning the final of the Madrid Masters tournament. They now have two wins in their last three tournaments and Nestor continues to do his country proud. In soccer, the Canadian roster for the world under-19 soccer championship has been finalized. The tournament plays in Thailand from Nov. 10-17, and Canada will be led by Veterans Kara Lang and Brittany Timko. Another name to note is Sydney Leroux, a 14-year-old rookie who ment centres. The plan here is to develop Canadian talent in hopes of getting them in a Whitecaps jersey one day. And finally, the weird notes. In inter- national Brazilian international star, Socrates, is coming out of retirement at the age of 50 to play along with 33-year-old Lee Sharpe on a non-league team in Garforth Town, near Leeds. And George W. Bush and John Kerry dropped the ceremonial pucks at last Tuesday’s hockey game between the Cleveland Barons and Hamilton Bulldogs. Bush, a quality engineer from Ohio soccer, former recently gave his top-10 reasons “Why it is good to be named George W. Bush” on The Late Show With David Letterman. And apparently has strength and great finish. And also, Vancouver Whitecaps’ coach Tony Fonseca is leaving his job as head coach in order to take a full-time position as director of a series of new develop- Kerry, an electrical designer, also from Ohio, apparently loves Heinz ketchup. Baron’s president Michael T. Lehr was heard to remark, “We'll do anything to get fans in the seats! I'll even eat a bug!” WRITE FOR The Douglas Women’s Premier rugby team lost 28-12 to the Nanaimo Hurricanes. Despite the absence of both starting wingers, Douglas played well, but Nanaimo took advantage of their few opportunities to spoil the effort by the home side. Centre Melissa Klein broke into the clear early, but a nagging ham- string injury prevented her from out-distancing her pursuers and the advantage was lost. However, the hard run- ning of Corinne Jacobsen and the strategic kicking of Candace Barry kept Nanaimo penned up in their own ter- ritory for most of the half. The 3/2000 Douglas backs put severe pressure on the disrupting their attempts to make ground. Hurricanes, Nanaimo finally managed to get the ball into the hands of their National team winger, Carolyn Spidell, and with one move she found space to run 80 metres for the first try of the match against the run of play. The con- version was good. Yet Douglas continued to battle, and were finally rewarded when Vickie Dhillon — set up Barry for a try in the cor- ner. However, the convert was short, and the half ended 5-7. In the second half, Douglas again dominated the field-position battle, but some poor defensive coverage allowed Nanaimo to run in three straight tries from well out, including another 80-metre effort from Spidell. Douglas kept fighting, though, and closed the gap with a try from Tanya Leigh, converted by Barry. The scote could have been even closer, but a sloppily taken penalty at the Hurricanes 5-metre line resulted in a turnover and Nanaimo cleared the ball upfield. In men’s rugby, after consecutive wins over Surrey and Langley, the Douglas 1st Division was forced to abandon their match against SFU due to a lightning and hail storm. Also in action, the 2nd Division team played SFU to a 10-10 draw. SPORTS! ObnEPPPESS | 17