APRIL 13, 1983 THE OTHER SIDE OTHER SIDE PAGE % ont’ CONT./FROM PAGE 1 within range of the facility, Bennet replied ‘‘Everyone in the immediate area will be is- sued a canaty, which is a radiation-sensitive bird. If it dies, the people should affect an orderly evacuation.’’ Ben- net, however, ridiculed the 5 ' possibility of this eventuality ever coming to pass. _ When Environment Minister Stephan Rodgers- was quest- ioned onthe possible environ- mental effects of the atmos- pheric testing, he asserted that the testing would be help- ful to the environment. ‘‘What is the first thing that plants need to live? Sunshine, right? Well, sunshine is ‘nothing more than radiation, and we expect to deliver radiation in a much more intense form. We expect the environment to fl-. ourish out there.’’ Minister Rodgers then excused~ him- self; as he was involved’ in organizing his upcoming move to Dawson Creek. That’s the B.C. Spirit! CAREER DAZE AT DOUGLAS Without a job? Without a future? Without hope? Not on your life buster! Join the Canadian Army. We can offer you a job for today, a future for tomorrow and hope for democracy and the Canadian way. Travel to foriegn lands, meet exciting people and kill them. Our trusted friend and allies security service has found out most foriegn lands are communist sympathizers. Talk to the Douglas College job placement or career counsellorfor more Let us guide your future _ Litton industries can provide the young engineer plenty of things to occupy his growing mind. The ever expanding high- tech, high-stakes arms industry needs bright young minds to build the bombs for tomorrow. Think about it. You may be responsible for tomorrow. Talk to Douglas College job placement. information on this exciting challenge. | End Our Existance by Auntie Nuke }| Are you tired of your job, your friends, your spouse? Are you sick of hearing about herpes, abortion and divorce? Are you- neurotic, psychotic or even bored? If so we have the answer; support nuclear war. The advantages are endless. Think about it for a moment. No more disease or strife. No more unemployment or un- paid loans. No more Saturday morning hangovers. There will be an ‘‘End Our Existence March’”’ at the end of this month. Our slogan will be “Help us make living a thing of the past.’ * Our goal is to end life as we know it, or don’t, everywhere. It would solve every problem you can think of, and then some. If your’re ready to give it all up, call us now. If you would like to help, contact us for further information. We’re the B.C. Government; we’re in the book. ‘night co-ordinator, ‘Hardon who has been risking Organs Donated To Save OP by Glen Le Naz In an attempt to influence future editions of The Other Press, Glen Nazaruk, News co-ordinator this semester, has donated his nose to be used by the staff at their dis- cretion to sniff out possible on campus news stories. Other donations to the needy student newspaper. include Mary Palffy who is donating her liver. ‘‘When The Other Press: runs out of beer Palffy ‘says ‘‘I want them to send it to Lynchburg, Tennessee, which is where they make Jack Dan- iels. Hard working Sean Balder- stone is claiming that he will donate his superior wit to The Other.Press however this re- mains to be seen due to his inability to place his finger on it, Our consciencious production Caroline life and health in the produc- tion of the paper this semester generously donates her spirit,’ in the hopes that it will preside over all of the future staff meetings of The Other Press. Margaret Park, our first and best Women’s page co- ordinator is donating her eye- ‘brows which ceremoniously will be raised in horror, knit- ‘ted in consternation, or crink- ‘led in mirth as the circumst- ances require. Diane, the most determined board person on the paper is donating her sense of humour because she feel’s The Other Press is simply: ‘‘a joke’’ Peter Julian, a board mem- ber who always had a lot to. say, especially at Student.Soc- iety AGM’s claims that he has already donated enough but that the paper can have his jockstrap now that he has had a vasectomy. The veteran, and most loved member on the paper, (which probably would have fallen ap- artat mid-sememster without his support), Ian Fergus Hunt- er, is giving up a treasured possession with much sad- ness; ‘‘I am donating my giant cigarette-ad, if Glen will pick it up with his pickup.”