Classifieds.

Lost
Head. Identifiable by rusted
screws in and around base.

Accommodations
Hovel located under Columbia
Skytrain station. Must like
small, fanged animals.

Fresh Personals
loneybunch: Meet me in
my love haven when the moon

is nih Poopyhead
athryn...| wuv you, Im
$000 sorry for ditching you all

those times. Please give me
back your apartmént keys. |'ll
be Sood. William

iles: Please don't call me
a StankyBichto. Diana

all, dark, handsome man
with oral fixation seeks short
redhead to tease for 6+ years.
Some ditching. Must like NY
Knicks.
Churchless, chain-smoking
__ fecluse seeks pointy-bosomed
Mata Hari for conspiricies, lin-
gerie parties, and world domi-
nation. Call CSM
I'm missing one arm, but
I'm missing you more. Lean,
leather-loving rat seeks the one
who will make him _ complete.
For Sale _.
Small, homicidal wooden
doll.Should be kept away from
sharp objects and firearms.
| am selling a Raven 24 pin
dot matrix printer. It prints in
black and white. Book and
cables are included. $25 obo.
Call Jenn @ 313-4030 leave a
message.

r. ‘79 Mustang, 6cyl.
automatic, new back brakes,
2yr. transmission, runs good
588-9757 or pg. 320-9545
Volunteer

Opportunities
: Varker at the New West
~ Youth Centre and make a differ-
- ence in the life of a teen. Call

Expect results from certi-

526-1938 or drop-in Wed-Sat
6pm-11pm at 830-Sixth Street.

Ask for Izzy.
Volunteer at Ed's House of
Discount Surgery. We're always

in need of a few helping
organs.

Services Students

astercard that can pa
itself off—even make you $s¢
Sound too good to be true?
Find out for yourself! Call 450-
0416 for more....
ThumbSuckers Anonymous.
Share your damp, wrinkled
shame with our many salivating
celebrants.

All Budget Computer &
Parts. Clearance Used & New
Computers. Sales, Repair,
Upgrade Specialists 724B-12th
Street, New West. Mon-Sat 10-
6pm, Call 604-515-1033.

Unique ways to deal with
your ‘problems’. Two-for-one
deals on exsanguination and
defenestration. |

CONVERSATION. Experienced
and certified ESL Canadian
teacher. Learn vocabulary,
idioms, phrases and pro-
nunciation. Group
Lessons: 1-4 students, 2-3
hours, 2-4 days, 4 weeks
$300 each. Private
Lessons: $20.00/hr. SAT-
ISFACTION GUARAN-
TEED. Call Mr. Joe Pelech
at 524-8841.

lost 20 pounds in four
weeks! Free samples now
available.

Learn Japanese:

fied Japanese teachers!
Days - Evenings -
Weekends, Shibano
Academy, #201-601 W.
Broadway, 351-5830/738-
1235 Fax: 738-1231.

 
    
   
   
   
     
   

Announcements

Afraid of speaking in public?
Come to Douglas College
Toastmasters, 7pm Thursdays,
Douglas College, New
Westminster, call Kathy at 525-
6748 for info.

Pale, raven tressed agora-
phobes craving full-blooded
companionship for late night
passion fests are cordially invit-
ed to join The Colony.
Carpenters and spice enthusi-

asts need not appl
Wanted: Students of all

ages, origins, genders and sex-
ualities, to join the Pride
Collective. Must be queer-
friendly! Meetings 4:30 pm
Mondays in Room 110 of the
Student Society Building. e-
mail: e@dcss.douglas.bc.ca
confidential voicemail: 527-
5474 ext 4550.

18-year-old female with
strong vocal skills seeks band
members to form a pop group
to send out demo tapes to
major record labels. Goal:
Fame, Fortune and Self-

Get your clever banter
published in the classi-
fieds. It’s easy, fun, and
almost completely pain-
less. Come on down to
the OP and ask for your
ticket to ride the fine
print highway.

June 1999 the Other Press

Expression. Serious inquiries
only, please. Have to be hard-
working and self-motivated not
to mention can either sing very
well or play musical instru-
ments. Contact:
cmngecolea@yahoo.com
Fresh Classifieds!
Yum

Need help proofreading/typing
your paper at unbelievably low
prices? Then contact
Proofreaders at 522-8893 or e-
mail us at

proofreaders@yahoo com
reliable Douglas College stu-
dent, who charges less than
any other babysitter, can now
take care of your child.
References will be supplied
upon your request. Please con-
tact Sara at 522-8893

 
 

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