Chloé Bach
arts@theotherpress.ca

Maoaise Carey, there are so many things
about you that annoy me I hardly even know
where to start.

Actually, I do.

Mariah needs to stop dressing like the
hooker I saw walking through Gastown the
other week. Tied up blouses made into belly
shirts might have been in fashion when she did
Butterfly (which is even questionable): but now
they certainly are not. She looks like a little girl
playing dress up... or just trash, really.

Secondly, stop talking like a baby. I don’t
know if she is trying to sound sultry or sexy but
whatever she’s doing it sounds ridiculous. Men

CelebrityRant J
Mariah Carey induces vomiting

   
 

Chloe
Bach

& arts & entertainment editor

 

out there, is there anything less attractive than a
girl who speaks like your three year old cousin/
niece/nephew?

Last of all, you could do so many great
things with your fame and public figure. Money
aside, you could be a very influential person.
But instead you act like a total dunce in public
and make dumb comments about being jealous
of the children starving in Africa because
“they’re so skinny!” Are you fucking serious?

     
 

Enough said.

 

 

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