Ding Dong, The Strike is Dead Eighty-six percent of BCGEU workers vote to accept settlement Brandon Ferguson, News Editor he BCGEU strike has ended, ten- tatively, and the semester has been saved, for the moment. Pardon my trepidation, but rarely do I get to use the word “trepidation,” so it’s with great trepidation (and bubbling enthusi- asm), that I announce the sttike to be dead. Dead like tight-rolled blue jeans, dead like Gecko shirts, dead like Joe Piscapo, Jimmy Hoffa, and Crystal Pepsi. Tentatively, we can all graduate or move on towards graduation. On Thursday and Friday, BCGEU members from Douglas College voted on the latest proposal from the government. The deal was sweet enough to convince some eight percent of the union to accept. The deal is now before the Post- Secondary Employers’ Association and faces a period of ratification, one that will see labour experts look over the deal and iron out any wrinkles that need ironing. It’s Friday for me too. Relevant metaphors aren’t too high on the list of “things to do.” “We’re very happy with the progress made and that we can resume the semes- ter with as little impact on the students as possible,” said often-copied but never- duplicated Director of Communications and Marketing Office Brad Barber, who’s been a peach of a peace officer through- out this battle. 4 | www.theotherpress.cz All things considered, Douglas got off pretty easy, and the union deserves a lot of credit for their determination to maintain rotating strikes that would, in the end, cost students in New West and Coquitlam only one day in total lost classes. Which means my excuses for absences and late assignments suddenly seem trite and hol- low. To compensate for any possible dis- ruptions and delays in classes, individual instructors have been given the option to extend classes by two days, making April 8 your last possible last day of school. Details of the final deal were unavail- able due to the ratification process, but 86 percent of the union workers voted to accept the proposal. Although there has been an almost obsessive-compulsive desire to herald all negotiation-related actions as being “for the students,” and an equally strong impulse for your News Editor to mock this mantra, in the end it would seem that every effort was made to spare students from the feared fate of an expensive semester do-over. After the final tally, no college experienced as little net disruption as Douglas College did. With the deal in its final death throes of acceptance, it appears that the ends have justified the means. Which is a great life lesson...for the students. A MAGICAL NEW FILM FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY millions From The Imagination of Danny Boyle in theatres this spring The Other Press is giving away Millions! Not dollars, silly, double-passes to the new Danny Boyle film millions (in theatres March 23). Simply send an email to othereditor@yahoo.ca and you and a lucky friend can attend the preview at Fifth Avenue Cinemas (March 10, 7pm). Quantities are limited so act now! March 9/2005