The Lazy Bastard's Kitchen:
Pasta with crab alfredo sauce

> Low-effort food that doesn’t suck

his pasta is both delicious and low

effort, perfect for the lazy bastard’s
kitchen. It’s a bit light on the vegetable
matter, so you may wish to toss together
a salad as an accompaniment.

To make it, you'll need two pots: A
smaller one for the sauce, and a bigger
one for the pasta. You'll also need a
frying pan, a cutting board, a big knife,
and something to stir with. We want
limited cleanup as well as limited effort.

To start, boil some water in the big
pot. Add a little salt to prevent it from
boiling over, and a drizzle of oil to stop
the noodles from sticking together.

While you're waiting for the water
to boil, pour the jar of alfredo into the
smaller pot and set to medium heat.

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Senior Columnist

 

Ingredients:
2 cans crab meat
1 jar alfredo sauce
1 box pasta of choice
1red bell pepper (diced)
1/2 sweet onion (diced)
2 cloves garlic (minced)
Olive oil

Optional:
1 small bag peeled frozen
pre-cooked shrimp

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72 cup milk You don’t need to cook this, just warm
2 Cup water it up. If you want to stretch the sauce a
Salt to taste

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little further and lower the fat content,
you can add a bit of milk to it.

Heat some olive oil in your frying pan.
Put the onion in the pan first, then add
the garlic and pepper after 2-3 minutes.
If you have some herbs lying around, you
can add those for some extra flavour.

The water should be boiling by
now. If it is, add the box of pasta. Pasta
cooks fast, so keep an eye on it. Open
the tins of crab, scrape those into the
sauce. If you have shrimp, you can add
those here too. The vegetables are done
when the onion is semi-translucent.
Toss those in as well, and stir the sauce
up. Remove from heat and check the
pasta—the best way is to taste some. It’s
done when still slightly firm to the bite.

Drain the pasta, pour
the sauce on, and serve.

    

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