Sorry, you're too fat to live with Mommy By Emily Garrett love and compassion—because she feeds March 17, 2008 TX National Post reported on March 3 that obesity was a leading deciding factor in a recent case that saw child services remove a child from his or her home. The seizure was justified on the basis that the child’s mother was apparently contributing to the child’s “Social services are ana meant to protect them too many carbohydrates? Removing a child from a home is a devastating and life-altering experience. Social services are meant to protect children from abuse, unsafe living environments imminent danger, not certain types of food! If their weight problem is weight gain. Details of this children from abuse, out of control, how about case aren’t being released helping the family go on a to the public because of not certain typ es of strict diet? Or getting the a publication ban, but the premise is hardly new. There have already been several other cases in which custody has been denied to one parent because of what they feed their children. I think this is outrageous! How can you explain to your child that they are not allowed to see their foood.” child medical help? Do you really think tearing apart their family life is going to fix the problem? It’s completely ridiculous; this child could grow up ina foster or split home their whole life, only being allowed to see the mother on supervised visits—all over a few cookies and a candy bar. mother—who may be a great mother full of www.paleofuture.com Back to the Future’s Past By Aimee Ouellette ae uture is a blog dedicated to chronicling the zany ways people in past decades imagined their future. Not only is it hilarious to see vintage ads showcasing how incredibly off-the-mark predictions about the future can get (“We’ll all be driving flying cars by 1985!”), but it’s also really interesting to see how humans make the same mistakes in their predictions, over and over. We always seem to underestimate the impact of social changes while overestimating the impact of technological changes. Case in point: a hilarious mid-20th century print depicting “the kitchen of the future,” complete with space-age metals, helper robots, and an apron-wearing subservient wife! " peeedesetag Dr. Stephen Sex se & Dr. Marilyn Fairchild Invasion of the monster clits Dear Dr. Sex, I’m a 25-year-old guy who works in a video store (we’ll call it “Cockbuster”). The other day, my male coworker dragged me into the backroom to show me something he “discovered. ” There was a video playing of a naked woman from the waist up. When the camera panned down, I was shocked to glimpse the biggest clit I’d ever seen in my life: it was like a serpent! It must have been a dude. I asked - some female friends about it and they said some women are just more ae ee cel genes sas ia Who's ng le —Penis Areola Dr. Sex: Thanks, PA; besides the i importance of penises, clits are my tronic topic of conversation, Dr. Fairchild: I can attest to that: When Dr. Sex and I were married, the only lip service he gave clits was when he talked about them. r. Sex: I'll have you know that I’m known as the eat in some circles. Dr. Fairchild: Jerk-circles don’t count. Dr. Sex: Anyway, back to the subject at hand... Dr. Fairchild: PA, it’s not wise to question the judgement of females when it concerns female matters—we know better. One of your friends might even have a large clit herself! Dr. Sex: Have you been to www.bigclits.com? Some of those chicks look like their little man in the boat ate all the other passengers! Dr. Fairchild: Basically, clits are just like mini-penises, and they are just like men’s: they are very sensitive and come in different sizes. Dr. Sex: Yep—from tiny love button to huge raging dipstick. Dr. Fairchild: Although a large clit can be intimidating for a partner... Dr. Sex: ...especially if it’s bigger than your dick... Dr. Fairchild: ...it’s nothing to be frightened of. Dr. Sex: Love it and lick it like usual—and it’s great for closet gays: they can pretend they’re sucking off a dude! Guys in the closet, rejoice! Find yourself a bid-clit gal and you can stay in there for life! ‘And send me an email about it! : Got a question for the docs? Email drsexysex@yahoo.ca