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Of all the things you wil ever be told about the post-
secondaryinstitutionyouchooseto attend,goodportions
of orientation willbore youandseem irrelevant.The real
questions manystudentsseemtobe questingfor answers

to,seem to never get answered,

“What's asociallife?,”™Sexlife? Where’s the time ?,”and

- 50 on goes the plaintive cry.

Quest no longer. Your searché over.The Other Press
has Compiled an informative package to answer such
queries. Complete with maps, it shows, with a brief
explanation of each location, the bestspots on campus
to zip off to between classes to eng

pleasures.

age in carnal

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; + zero level). Standard storage rooms
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LevelOne hasseenmoresweat drawn. If the divider between these not teed.One interesting facet
than all the other levels combined. rooms is up this spot is pretty good. of the Gym is that it has a, umm, a
Inall fairness though, much of that Noonecansee you and people expect jaca of breimcivctl that sits atop the
sweat was simply part of standard toheargruntingand groaningcoming bleachers. This vantage point
campus curriculum-the boring fromtheserooms.Oneroom,however, overlooks theentire Gym and access
sweat of the P.E. department. has it’s disadvantage.Room 1315 can _toit, from thesecond level, is
However, the apparatus in the beseen from theofficeofamemberof up for large events in the Gym. The T
weight room provides interesting facultyandevenifyou'reverycarefull climb to it isn’t that tricky and Welght Conditioning &
potential , it has mirrors.It is in positioning the mirrors will betray provides one with a fairly secure Room Combatant Rooms
unfortunately located right next to you. Stick with 1313. spot with a nice vantage point. Only 1315
the PE. facultys office and a main Theshowersarehandyand that’s for the limber and athlectic. If you're 1323 | Prulte [17 1313
door to the outside. Heavy traffic a nice plus. Word of warning-As fun intoclimbingbutnoone will join you &
means this room is only for those as a shower with the right can there is always the ropes. z
whocan go higher, faster. be, the use of the imate Behind the gym are standard Wo] tz wat
The Conditioning and thatisa “swim atownrisk” event. storage rooms which, if easily re
Combatant Rooms(yes that’s their The equipment room intheGym accessible would be nice, but entry is h +
real name) also have mirrors and has plenty o’ mats and springs and somewhat problematic.At theend of Showers
one even has curtains that can be things but once again discreetness is that hallway is the Print Shop and PEJRec. T
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200s | 29031 2730 2720 | 2710 | 2608 location.Stairwell 6 even with it’s of our locations Other Pressers seem
ar Dental Lab | Nursing Lab acoustics can’t be heard above the to manage to arrange it’s interior in
HEI Print Shop. Stairwell 6 gets high justsucha way as to beconducive to
Nursing Lab [Dental 2660 | 2662 ratings. Anyone whohasexperienced carnal activity.Details and what will
sess Ione 2600 2680 | 2677 | 2660 | sex on stairs will vouch foritand the work best for you are best discussed
echo chamber of the stairwell can in mn with our veteran staffers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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' produce ear splitting orgasms.

Noarticle on where to have sex
on campus would be complete

Stairwell 22 is also a stairwell
with tial. This stairwell has a
level past level 4. This featureis soifin