q Speak no evil » Your offence doesn’t make things offensive Adam Tatelman Staff Writer was reading the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms the other day, when I stumbled across this curious little chestnut in Section 2(b): “Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms: Freedom of thought, belief, opinion, and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of communication.” Despite all our recent social outrage, nowhere in this document could I find any reference to a right not to be offended. I’m sick of people putting their personal offences up ona pedestal. There is a lot of stuff I find offensive, mostly because I think human intelligence has barely risen beyond that of pond scum, but I don’t judge others by my standards. I don’t start petitions to censor stupid people. I'd get lots of support for that cause, but that doesn’t make it the right thing to do. There’s nothing wrong with feeling offended, but my ability to : care about your offence is directly proportionate to the relevance of whatever offends you. Case in point: renowned astrophysicist Dr. Matt Taylor conducted the first successful comet landing in history, yet all the Twitter hate mob could talk about was the sexist shirt that he wore to the : event. So much so, that, 24 hours : : later, the man delivered a tearful : public apology for committing : what amounts to a thoughtcrime. And it doesn’t end there; : it gets even more trivial. We're : protesting comic book covers for : vaguely inferred sexual subtext. : We're boycotting scantily clad : Princess Leia action figures. We're : : throwing hissy fits on Tumblr : because the hand avatar in Mario: : Maker doesn't represent people of : : colour. : One possible explanation for Like it or not, we live in the : most tolerant and progressive : society in the history of : civilization. Were Canadian, : people! Our national pastimes : are bottling maple syrup and apologizing. It can be argued that : : real unapologetic racists/sexists/ : homophobes are rarer than ever. : They don't bother hiding their : prejudices, and calling them : out on their behaviour doesn’t : perturb them in the least. There : will always be people like that, : and outrage only feeds their : ignorance. Illustration by Ed Appleby When I offend you by : criticizing your ideology, you : don’t have to associate with me. : Problem solved. Then you can : rest assured that my offensive : opinions wouldn't keep you up : at night. But the moment you : decide that my dissent should be : banned, you are saying that your rights are more important than : mine. Taking away one person’s : right to free speech to protect yours is censorship, plain and : simple. That’s not equality. That’s : : privilege. : this behaviour is that our affluent : : society has little conflict, so we : have to invent some in order to : feel like we're accomplishing something. For some reason, : those accomplishments always : seem to take the form of either —: : censoring someone’s artistic work : : or booing and decrying the artists : themselves. Imagine a society without : offensive discourse. Every day : would be like living an episode : of Pleasantville: comfortable, but : never morally challenging. The : problem with being comfortable : is that people don’t get off their asses until they’re uncomfortable about something. That, and it’s : boring. I say if it offends people, : make more of it. : Let me be absolutely clear; | : understand that it’s possible : to go too far. If I start making : Helen Keller jokes in front of : blind people for the sole purpose of enraging them, then I’m just : being crude. But that’s the kicker, : really. Intent. If I didn’t intend to : hurt you with my words, if you : personally weren't the target of : my risqué humour, then what : do you care? Why must we live : asa nation of whiners, when the : obvious solution is to just grow : thicker skin? THE OTHER PRESSIS HIRING STAFF REPORTER Do you love interviewing? Are you great at covering events and taking pictures? The Other Press is hiring a Staff Reporter! The Staff Reporter is responsible for reporting on college news for the News section on a weekly basis. The successful applicant will be responsible for two to three quality, original news articles each week—finding news, conducting interviews, and taking photos. Must haves: - Experience and familiarity with conducting interviews and news-style writing - Interest in student and community news and events - Strong writing skills - Digital photography skills (equipment is provided), or a willingness to learn Pay: $260/month Interested? 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